foreskin president

Eveywhere youre not
Joined April 2020
Aye there’s the rub
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(kissing my penis goodnight) goodnight my penis
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u have no idea what this means to me
Mark Duplass is an honorary butch lesbian in my eyes
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I was lowkey born to be a borzoi
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My Instagram algorithm been so biphobic lately #whatsthatabout I have also just noticed a huge uptick in like casual biphobia which does feel crazy to complain about but I am noticing it
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[trying to waive down the zookeeper at the aquarium] can my white ass get a sardine. i said can my white ass get a sardine
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favorite coworker just bit our manager it was a good run bro
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النقاشات العائلية
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I do this shit for zero likes and 2 unfollows ✊🏼
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if i got skinned alive i would be like bruh
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“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit
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people called YOLO corny even though its highkey a truthnuke
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Gyno and dentist appointments on the same day #spitroast
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men be like oh so now it’s rape to rape people?
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What is the appropriate response when someone tells you a joke
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god i'm so hot
“Disgusting Freak” Bitch you barely fit in the frame
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If I was Newton and an Apple fell on my Head my first thought would be about how things like That can Easily Drive me to Suicide
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due to my academic, emotional and financial situation, october will be another suicide prevention month for me
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