she said that she finds my poems “overly pessimistic” and that that is “very hot”, I fear I might be in big trouble
I need to get rid of all my furniture and lock myself in my room with a months supply of amphetamines, a banjo and a blackboard and figure out how to fix myself
Very tense situation in the apartment right now. Sunday evening, almost out of toilet paper. Chinese guy is cooking beans. This might get violent
I do not think I can tweet here any longer, too much pressure, too many followers, too many past bangers to measure up to, I will retreat to my cave. Good bye
Covid genuinely made me lose all trust I might have had in “institutions” and “the government” and convinced me that I must become an independent hitchhiker or preferably a pirate
I actually have huge breasts and a fat ass but I pretend to be a depressed 19 year old boy for the love of the game
Being forced to go back to work after lunch is perhaps the most evil western invention, an affront to joy and anything beautiful
“Psychoanalysis” isn’t a real thing and was singularly made up by old German speaking perverts to get into into the pants of distressed young women
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not now kitten daddy is busy gathering the generals to hear him make a speech on military standards and the “warrior ethos.” you might need to go to the store for more whiskey






