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rube goldberg MAID machine

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ive got rot on my shit im straight up sloughing it off im disintegrating

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kids don’t go “EWWWW” and move on with their day anymore when something gross happens as a gag on tv instead they watch it and they write a microblog about how fucked up it was
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looking at the dragons at Michael’s and salivating
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i hate vancouver halloween what do you mean you’re one of the tree stumps with a traffic cone nailed to it
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밍Ი𐑼@ming71jOct 31
너무 늠름하고 듬직해보여 서부 랭킹 1위 할 것 같음
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this is a sort of normal meal outside of the nasty ass drink
INTERIOR PORN (@INTERIORPORN1) profile pictureINTERIOR PORN
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This is the true definition of “rich people activities”
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Gen alpha is trying to cancel osmosis jones because a guy’s pimple violently explodes onto a woman’s face and kinda gets in her mouth a little bit
🎃 davie 🎃 (@dihscussingfilm) profile picture🎃 davie 🎃@dihscussingfilmOct 31
Genuinely disgusting movie BTW its only good for animated segments. The guy whos body they live in is gross
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hear me out: bicep heart flex around a big boob
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Moonstruck❤️‍🔥 (@godspeed_aflame) profile pictureMoonstruck❤️‍🔥@godspeed_aflameOct 30
this trend is deceptively difficult to properly set up.
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or if it’s not a she
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maybe around a tummy, pregnant or just fat?
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릴아가@lil_ahgaOct 30
현재 삼전 차트 << 미소녀 팔뚝 그리는 중이라 지금사면 좆된다는거임 팔꿈치에서 사세요
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i forget why this is on my desktop
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what it feels like when a coworker shares music with you
Eric Bernhagen (@eric_bernhagen) profile pictureEric Bernhagen@eric_bernhagenOct 29
16 speakers two subwoofers with megaphones full volume and microphone direct feedback loud bass challenge
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Crazy how wife guy went from an excuse to not do something you don’t want to do, to a personality replacement and now there’s no more good will left for my go-to excuse to not stay out past 11
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things i saw tonight at the pumpkin patch
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totally normal poop the next day despite this having used a potentially 4+ year old buldak sauce packet that had the consistency of unchanged oil from a shitbox econocar
rube goldberg MAID machine (@shittyprogram) profile picturerube goldberg MAID machine@shittyprogramOct 29
eating the nuclear waste noodles
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it says a lot about a person, whether when they have a tangled cable they pull it taut or actually untangle it
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eating the nuclear waste noodles
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