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Gathorokoine
Joined November 2010
#100DaysOfCode Road to FAANG. DAY 1 - Setup VSCode. Got tired. Will continue tomorrow
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Isn't Nganga Kenyan 😀
Replying to @mufcacademy91
Jodie Nganga(16) Date of birth: October 9,2009 Citizenship: England Position: Midfield Preferred foot: right A fan favourite, Jodie is powerful box-to-box midfielder who joined Manchester United from Liverpool’s academy. Nganga has developed into one of the more complete midfielders in his age group, earning a scholarship after an impressive rise through the ranks.
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The only way I will finish the tasks I had set to do today is to have an agent spin up multiple sub agents to do the work and some to review. Juu hii drama ya leo haishi
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KPMG wameingia last minute kusema audit ya Deloitte iko na hitilafu kidogo
Ain’t no way y’all talking about the one Wallace Mecha I know 😭😭😭😭
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Weka Masterclass tutalipia Kiongos
Unpopular opinion: Foreplay should last at least one hour before the sex begins.
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Waigoko Kimengemenge retweeted
Hii game haina formula. Receipts ni za 5 years ago 😂😂. Injinia is innocent. 😂
Before dating, please do a mental assessment 😂😂
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Waigoko Kimengemenge retweeted
Had to unfollow her fam
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We need to have statute of limitations. Mambo ya 5 years ago should no longer be considered valid. Hiyo ni body count hata ishareset
"where thou art hideth" then there's me with my usual "Heeey sasa?"
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Where thou art hideth?
Huwa mnaambia girls nini huko kwa DMs ndo wawapitie some gawk gawk?
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Probably might be a german word meaning "Bureaucracy"
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Waigoko Kimengemenge retweeted
Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Kuna siku nilipata @Imonaar akipepetwa ikabidi nirushe missiles pia kwake like a rogue Houthi rebel. A few hours later we met na nilikuwa namshow pole tukikunywa beer and laughing about it
The worst thing na drama ya twitter marafiki ndio upepeta sana😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭dawa inapenya mbaya
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G.O.A.T.s dont moan
You're better off moaning than bleating gents, c'mon!!!
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Duality of a man
One minute unasongesha IUD ,next minute you don't know if you're coming or going
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We blame wezi wa Misuli tinginya. Injinia is innocent
Next time a girl asks me why I nut fast imma hit her with Ghafla bin vuu wezi wenye misuli tinginya na miraba minne wakakuingililia na kuiba nut hiyo
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Okay sasa nalog-out ya Ukweli, aki I swear 😂😂😂😂 Yaani kuna hadi equations
Replying to @akams_
Nut inatoka so fast, vas deferens ina collapse due to a sudden change in pressure due to critical velocity, Reynolds >1
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😂😂😂😂 tunadhani ni jokes kumbe life imitates art
When you promised them rounds then you nut in a minute
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😂😂😂😂😂😂 wueh! Hata muhindi akiona hii ataelewa mbona sifanyi kazi
Replying to @NafunaOkemwa
He who tickles a mad woman in the night should not act surprise when the mad woman tickles him on a market day.
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