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Minnesota. Unfortunately.
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JacobAlmighty retweeted
DIVORCE AGREEMENT
THIS IS INCREDIBLY WELL-PUT, AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S WRITTEN BY A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.
Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, and Obama supporters, et al:
We have stuck together since the late 1950s for the sake of the kids, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has clearly run its course.
Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right for us all, so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.
Here is our separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by land mass, each taking a similar portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets, since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.
—We don't like redistributive taxes, so you can keep them.
--You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU.
--Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA, and the military.
--We'll take the nasty, smelly oil industry and the coal mines, and you can go with wind, solar, and bio-diesel.
--You can keep Oprah, Whoopi, Bill Maher, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell. You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all five of them.
--We'll keep capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart, and Wall Street.
--You can have your beloved lifelong welfare dwellers, food stamps, homeless, homeboys, hippies, druggies, and illegal aliens.
--We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEOs, and rednecks.
--We'll keep Bill O’Reilly and Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood.
--You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.
--You can have the peaceniks and war protesters.
--When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.
--We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.
--You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism, political correctness, and Shirley McLaine. You can also have the UN., but we will no longer be paying the bill.
--We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks, and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Volt and Leaf you can find.
--You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors.
--We'll keep "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" and "The National Anthem."
--I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute "Imagine," "I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing," "Kum Baya," or "We Are the World."
--We'll practice trickle-down economics and you can continue to give trickle-up poverty your best shot.
--Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name, and our flag.
Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like-minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you might think about which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.
Sincerely,
John J. Wall
Law Student and an American
P.S. Also, please take George Clooney, Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Martin Short, Charlie Sheen, Barbra Streisand, and (Hanoi) Jane Fonda with you.
P.P.S. And you won't have to press 1 for English when you call our country.
Forward This Every Time You Get It !
Let's Keep This Going, Maybe Some Of It Will Start Sink in.
JacobAlmighty retweeted
No Timmy the dipshit former governor. We MN led the nation in voter fraud! Prove me wrong, turn over the voter rolls.
You won’t because you know it’s true. Asshole
JacobAlmighty retweeted
No. You didn’t. You are absolutely 100% wrong. You did nothing of the sort. @NRSC Senate Republicans under YOUR “leadership” did nothing. Nothing.
You had the chance to begin the process of saving our election system from the radical left. By passing the SAVE America Act. But K Street either didn’t care or opposed it. So why bother, right?
Because the GOP Senate only does what can be monetized via those endless lobbyist dinners / fundraisers. If it can’t raise you money? Probably not worth doing.
And you BERATED @BasedMikeLee for trying to get you to work full weeks, to try to pass the SAVE America Act. Or to work a weekend sometime. Or not to recess for weeks in March and then again recess for a month in August. You and your fellow GOP Senators told him that nobody cared about the SAVE America Act. That he needed to sit down and shut up.
And the American people watched you, day after lazy, do-nothing day. And how you literally could not come up with a single idea to manage the Senate rules to get the bill passed. You just could not figure it out. Because you really didn’t and don’t care. And because you just are clueless.
What’s all the fuss, you say. It’s not a big deal to you that our election system has been taken over and manipulated by the left. That aliens by the hundreds of thousands are on our voter rolls, that there are illegal votes by the thousands in the election results…and that it matters. It matters to the USA. But not to you @LeaderJohnThune
So now, you don’t have to worry about it. You don’t have to be in charge of producing meaningful results for the American people. They just sent you to your room without any supper. I’m sure you must be relieved. You and your fellow GOP colleagues who just flat couldn’t be bothered to figure out how to save our elections.
Well done, you. What a waste of space you’ve been as a leader. That term should never be applied to you or to your inner circle.
Utterly disgusted by the lot of you. You did this. Tuesday was the Thune election. You own it. Hope you’re happy.
@EIwatchdogs @seanmdav @EricLDaugh @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @Bannons_WarRoom @greg_price11 @RealAmVoice
JacobAlmighty retweeted
To whatever staffer wrote this…go explain to your boss what a “ratio” is and then show him this as the example.
JacobAlmighty retweeted
We didn’t lose the Senate yesterday, we lost it the day @LeaderJohnThune was put in charge.
This is for you @LeaderJohnThune
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JacobAlmighty retweeted
I feel bad for @ScottPresler. He worked his ass off and the @GOP pissed away the last 2 with their anti-Trump bs.
Thank you for everything you did Scott. You are everything our @SenateGOP should have been.
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JacobAlmighty retweeted
So Minnesota is going to have and AG that is involved in fraud and pardons pedophiles. A senator that was Lt. Governor during all the fraud and only had 1 brain cell. A governor that has been in politics for 20+ years and has done nothing for crime and fraud. All because the bleeding heart liberal lunatics care more about illegals, fraud, crime and corruption than honest hard working citizens. 😆 let’s see how this works for us. 🍿
JacobAlmighty retweeted
It’s way too early, but turnout at my precinct was identical at this same point in 2024, a presidential election year.
And I live in a ruby-red district in Minnesota. We can win, if we vote.
Save Minnesota!
JacobAlmighty retweeted
Eat shit and go to hell, you pathological lying communist bastard @GovTimWalz No matter the results, we’re rid of you in 2 months, thank goodness! Start packing your shit!!
Good morning Minnesotans. If you haven’t already…call every friend and family member you can and make sure they get their asses to the booth! This state and our future depend on it. CALL EM! God bless America. 🇺🇸 🙏
JacobAlmighty retweeted
Honestly Peggy Flanagan, why should anyone vote for you?
You took NO accountability for letting $14B fraud overwhelm MN & worse, you RETALIATED against us when we tried to stop fraud
We say this as supporters of BOTH parties
Nope Peggy, you don't deserve to be our Senator
JacobAlmighty retweeted
Minnesota, if you’re ready to:
✔️ Hold Peggy Fraud-Again accountable for corruption.
✔️ End Abuse.
✔️ Stop Fraud for All.
✔️ Ban Retaliation.
✔️ Rip Peggy Apart.
✔️ Raise the Guardrails.
✔️ Block the Corruption.
✔️Save Minnesota.
Make your plan to vote by 8 PM tomorrow.
JacobAlmighty retweeted
Sadly, Minnesota has not only made it extremely profitable to defraud Medicaid, our state has also made it relatively low risk, high reward, minimal punishment.
As ethical state employees, many of us risked & lost our livelihoods trying to stop fraud. But we won't be stopped.
JacobAlmighty retweeted
OUTRAGEOUS: Why is MAPE using our union dues for partisan politics?
MAPE should support staff no matter their political beliefs, not use our dues to support a party who played an active role in fraud & retaliating against staff
We suggest staff cancel MAPE union dues
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