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Once had a meme published in The NY Times

Joined February 2011
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"People of accomplishment rarely sat back and let things happen to them. They went out and happened to things." Leonardo da Vinci
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Shitssouri fans are too poor to fly so this won’t affect them
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Jameis Winston “who let the dogs out woof woof” this might be one of the funniest moments in NFL history
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Microsoft Outlook
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microsoft outlook down in the middle of the work day
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What were the chances that two baseballs would collide in the air like this 😮
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Oh it was PISSED 😭😭😭
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Miami team bus trying to get Michael Irving home after the loss
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You think you're about to read some idiot who believes he could come off the couch and compete against the best in the world. Instead, you read something brilliant:
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Now that I think about it we use to whoop on Arthur Smith in New Orleans
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CFP committee watching Bama beat a 4-4 team
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Replying to @Super70sSports
In ‘87 I drank 4 Mickey’sBigMouths & 3 peach margaritas B4 seeing Beastie Boys on their Licensed to ILL Tour. On the way home on the freeway, I choked my buddy’s throat as he was driving b/c I didn’t like his insult & his car spun 360 degrees & kept going straight. Good times!
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Ohio State is being punished for playing a difficult schedule, while Notre Dame is being punished for not playing a difficult enough schedule. These teams are ranked right next to each other at 11 and 12. The CFP committee's logic is directly contradictory.
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Just gotta retire if your opponent hits you with this move 💀
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Ohio State's resume vs Ole Miss, Kentucky, and Alabama with an emphasis on defense. Keep in mind, the CFP chair said Ohio State's 12 ranking had less to do with OSU playing a young quarterback and more to do with their defense.
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Replying to @chrisfallica
I dont hate the ranking if we're actually going to REALLY reward SOS, which we should. But then OSU (whos played 4 top 18 road games) is 12th! and Indiana who has similar SOS to ND is 4th.. its just an utter clown show
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Only SIX teams have won the yardage margin in every game: #1 Miami (7-0) #2 Georgia (7-1) #3 Utah (8-0) #4 Notre Dame (7-1) #5 UCLA (8-0) Nebraska (5-3)
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Tough day for every jets fan except this guy
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Genuine question for Ohio State fans screaming for TSC. Do yall deadass think Ryan Day doesnt want to play a 6'4" talented more experienced QB from Ohio? Like do you realize what the gap had to be for Fahey to win the job?
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LAMAR JACKSON
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