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Criminal defense attorney. Pro Oxford Comma. 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 All posted memes were created by others and stolen by me.

State of Confusion?
Joined October 2013
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Yakima Canutt retweeted
Replying to @SeanParnellASW
Pete Hegseth Lashes Out The defense secretary wants military educators to pursue politics, not war. By Tom Nichols theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1…
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Today is the 10th of November. Never forget the SS Edmund Fitzgerald.
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In SCOTUS orders today:
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An unserious speech from an unserious person, but with a fair amount of civil-military damage in the mix. Hegseth's nickname around the Pentagon is "Dumb McNamara," and he went the distance to earn that one today at the Naval War College. theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/1…
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Yakima Canutt retweeted
NEW: A @nytimes investigation found the Trump administration has deported more than 110 immigrants who've ended up at risk of torture or abuse in their home countries — despite US courts barring the removals. Rubio and his State Dept. oversee the program resulting in this.
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Every MAGAt in this picture has been accused, indicted, convicted of, or found civilly liable for sex crimes. Three are currently in jail. Andrew Tate @Cobratate - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking Russell Brand @rustyrockets - Convicted of Rape Donald Trump @DonaldTrump - Civilly Liable / A federal Judge stated he raped E. Jean Caroll Mike Tyson @MikeTyson - Convicted of Rape Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA - Civilly liable for Sexual Assault Lawrence Taylor @LT_56 - Registered Sex Offender. Arrest for sex with a minor. Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
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Yakima Canutt retweeted
The National Capital Planning Commission session over whether to approve the plan for Trump's Arch is being streamed live now. (Trump has the votes.) youtube.com/live/Mah3kavUzhI
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Yakima Canutt retweeted
Ten hours apart
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I just wish Mitch McConnell were alive to see this.
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It would be much quicker just to tell us which seats Republicans won
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A Jan. 6 defendant — pardoned by Trump for threatening to "put a bullet" in Nancy Pelosi's head while driving around D.C. with guns/ammo — has been newly charged with threatening to assassinate D.C.'s federal judges. Credit to @SeamusHughes for the find. storage.courtlistener.com/re…
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Vivek Ramaswamy's Ohio Estate. He's just an average Ohioan he says.
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"If you shoved a metal pipe down a dog’s throat and force fed it to such sickening extremes that its liver increased in size ten-fold, causing it great distress, obviously that would be monstrous. Foie gras is similarly cruel."
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New: A lawyer’s misconduct complaint against US District Judge Ada Brown stemmed from a hearing during which she repeatedly directed racial insults at him, according to documents reviewed by Bloomberg Law. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law…
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Clay Travis claims The Cheesecake Factory was a childhood luxury. Except it didn't open in Nashville until he was 26. @Timodc and @PabloTorre investigate the curious case of his restaurant nostalgia: “We are now swift boating Clay Travis for Cheesecake Factory stolen valor.”
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“TN bill would allow death penalty for women who have an abortion *** The bill “prohibits all abortions from fertilization, without exceptions for rape or incest.” It’s supported by the president of the SBC, America’s largest evangelical denomination. 2/20/26 … 1/
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Republican congressional candidate Brent Taylor has sent unsolicited nude photos as recently as 2021. He dismisses his past sexual advances as “youthful indiscretions" At that time, Taylor was 53 nashvillescene.com/news/pith…
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First $485k. Then $65k. Now $250k. The settlements with employees fired for comments about Charlie Kirk keep mounting. So do legal bills - at up to $925/hr. There’s a real cost to taxpayers to the state’s war on speech in the “Free State of Florida" orlandosentinel.com/2026/10/…
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🚨 LEAKED: In a fundraising appeal, Mike Rogers told potential donors, "When you stand with my Senate campaign today, you are directly shielding Elon Musk" from potential investigations into the harm caused by DOGE cuts. Rogers asked for donations so he could "protect Elon."
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The trip highlights the remarkable relationship between a son of the US president and a tycoon with a criminal record who has close ties to Vladimir Putin’s personal security service. Intelligence experts say such connections are ripe for manipulation. ft.trib.al/p0LBRYI
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