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Salt Lake City, UT
Joined February 2016
Thanks for helping us get ready for winter! 🚁 Monday, our avalanche crews completed some maintenance using a helicopter on remote avalanche control equipment in the Cottonwood Canyons.
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Progress Bar 2026
@ProgressBar202_Oct 20
2026 is 80% complete.
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can we plz figure out PMS before inventing superintelligence? ty
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Alta Ski Area will close to all Uphill Travel at 8pm on October 15th for helicopter longline work—estimated opening at 5pm on October 16th. The Summer Road is open with access to Cathinere's Pass: alta.com/uphill-travel @UDOTavy @utavy_ @WasatchBCAlli @alta_of @AltaCentral
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The jorts with the 2” inseam I wear to mow the grass? You mean my Lawngerie™️?
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why is it always “we cut thousands of employees to save money” and never “we cut millions from our CEOs salaries to save money”
Netflix is laying off around 1,000 employees, representing 6% of its workforce, in what is the streamer's biggest layoff to date. Most of the layoffs will affect workers in Netflix’s product, technology, legal and HR teams. “Our mission — to entertain the world — is ambitious, and delivering on it requires us to be disciplined about where we prioritize our people and resources,” co-CEOs Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters wrote in an email. variety.com/2026/tv/news/net…
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Here’s the journey from conception to reality. This @bigskyresort Mountain Village map was quite an undertaking! It was an honor—and a challenge—to capture this for Big Sky. #LonePeak #BigSkyResort #BigSkyCountry
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Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.
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Two things that mongers love to mong are fear and fish
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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to get through exams right now, so please start eating better and exercising.
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Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products this month maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients.
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fat bear week nepo baby
He got it from his mama. Bear 89, aka Backpack, is the 2026 Fat Bear Week champ. Turns out hefty runs in the family. His mom, Holly the Duchess of Density, won in 2019. She carried him on her back as a cub and helped him survive a serious leg injury. Now her little Backpack has a crown of his own. 👑
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You’ve heard of Tl;dr. The next time someone sends me a document or a deck that is CLEARLY ai slop, I’m just going to respond with ai;dr.
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후지산 대폭발
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in canada, they call a 'sugar daddy' a 'maple father'
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Our first flakes of the season 🏔️ alta.com/weather#mountain-ca…
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Oh look, we got a dusting at THE @AltaSkiArea.
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