UT + WY • writing, rambling, storytelling, skiing, and making art at 👉 https://xitter.cf/t.co/ud5hLDM2AU

Salt Lake City, UT
Joined February 2016
Thanks for helping us get ready for winter! 🚁 Monday, our avalanche crews completed some maintenance using a helicopter on remote avalanche control equipment in the Cottonwood Canyons.
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I have been. It’s incredible.
🦬 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING FUN TO DO THIS WEEKEND? How about watching nearly 800 wild bison thunder across Antelope Island? The annual Bison Roundup is happening this Saturday, October 24, at Antelope Island State Park! It's a true Western spectacle as hundreds of horseback riders work together to move the island's bison herd into holding corrals for their annual health checks. 📍 Here's where to watch: 🦬 9 AM – East Side Road: Watch riders drive the herd north. Get there early! Parking is limited. 🦬 10 AM – Roundup Rendezvous: Catch the final push into the corrals, plus vendor booths. 🦬 White Rock Bay: Bring a camp chair or blanket and enjoy the view! The roundup typically wraps up between noon and 3 PM, but the bison don't always stick to a schedule
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2026 is 80% complete.
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can we plz figure out PMS before inventing superintelligence? ty
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lift ten times your weight. voraciously consume sugary liquids. kill anyone who doesnt smell like you. ant mode.
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Alta Ski Area will close to all Uphill Travel at 8pm on October 15th for helicopter longline work—estimated opening at 5pm on October 16th. The Summer Road is open with access to Cathinere's Pass: alta.com/uphill-travel @UDOTavy @utavy_ @WasatchBCAlli @alta_of @AltaCentral
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Second fav season (after winter)
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The jorts with the 2” inseam I wear to mow the grass? You mean my Lawngerie™️?
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why is it always “we cut thousands of employees to save money” and never “we cut millions from our CEOs salaries to save money”
Netflix is laying off around 1,000 employees, representing 6% of its workforce, in what is the streamer's biggest layoff to date. Most of the layoffs will affect workers in Netflix’s product, technology, legal and HR teams. “Our mission — to entertain the world — is ambitious, and delivering on it requires us to be disciplined about where we prioritize our people and resources,” co-CEOs Ted Sarandos and Greg Peters wrote in an email. variety.com/2026/tv/news/net…
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Here’s the journey from conception to reality. This @bigskyresort Mountain Village map was quite an undertaking! It was an honor—and a challenge—to capture this for Big Sky. #LonePeak #BigSkyResort #BigSkyCountry
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Absolutely true!
Absolutely nuking right now (2:15pm) in the Cottonwoods!
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Things we learned recently: -Data centers are bot farms -Bot farms sway elections -Billionaires want data centers Do the math.
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Kelly Clarkson has our gift shop employee at gun point and will not leave until we sell her our animatronic pterodactyl
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Hey, so it took 7 years but I did achieve one of my most outlandish art goals this week, thanks to Wagner Skis out of Telluride, Colorado. Go get yourself a pair with one of my 4 topsheets!
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Bob Ross would be disappointed in your AI Generated Slop.
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Every. Day.
you ever look at ur pet and just bust out laughing at how fucking ridiculous the thing looks
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Confidently believed I was ordering $25-worth of 5 extra rolls on top of my set omakase menu tonight I was so very mistaken t’was but one roll 🫠🤤😘 caviar uni Hokkaido scallop fatty tuna A5 wagyu a beautiful disaster
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Two things that mongers love to mong are fear and fish
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Your future doctor is using ChatGPT to get through exams right now, so please start eating better and exercising.
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My art is in a book! Ski & Art by Katie Bamber. A follow up to her v cool Skate & Art and Surf & Art!
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