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Pistachio muffins dude what the fuck do I want a pistachio muffin for
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Yeah Ken! @KenCarman
Thirsty Thursday Musical Interlude 🍻🤸‍♂️💃🥳
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The thing you have to remember about the gales of November is they come early
Tonight, Lake Michigan is going to have waves taller than a house. Up to 20 feet out in the middle, and a few could hit 23.
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Meanwhile, here’s @stoolpresidente committing an act of athletic terrorism. Less pizza, more gym, habibi.
This guy really is a terrorist
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Call me woke or whatever but I don’t think children watching baseball should be subjected to boner pill commercial, Sydney Sweeney naked gambling ad, Liberty Bibberty, and even more gambling ads every single commercial break
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Showing ad breaks IN BETWEEN BATTERS is fucking outrageous lmao fuck these broadcast networks
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Victory formation pre-party
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> GPT-6-Astra plays minecraft > a creeper blows up Astra's chests and bed > it gets depressed and farms potatoes for several hours
Replying to @ValsAI
The model appeared defeated, spending the next several hours doing essentially nothing but farming potatoes. Stream viewers noticed and complained that Astra needed to "pick up the pace." Astra also seemed to become paranoid about creepers: "GREEN tall thing ahead was SUGARCANE, NOT creeper!" At times it was hard on itself: "you can screw up and drop things"; "do NOT waste another night chasing dark pink pixels" (its own disparaging wording for pigs); "our last tool stupidly ended Slabsselected/rightUP and 15sec thinking killed us".
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Joey retweeted
We have to build AI that murders us, because if we don’t, China will build it first, and I don’t want to get murdered by a computer that speaks Chinese. That would be ridiculous.
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Joey retweeted
need a serious cup of mud brother
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Replying to @shuddupmeg
yes he did lmfaoooo
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pulled in mcdonald’s drive thru and the cashier said “welcome back”
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Never let Brayan Rocchio challenge a pitch again
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everybody is writing think pieces about what happened here but i think the answer is pretty obvious: conservatives are just not that interesting. give them a mic and it’s grievances about the culture, nostalgia for a past that never existed, and jesus clutching an ar-15. there is nothing about this movement that feels creative or forward thinking.
these fuckin’ losers had an opportunity to nab 15 *years* of cultural supremacy and they squandered it in 15 seconds
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Watching Conservatives realize big blue cities are actually the best places in the country is so fucking runny
La Taqueria might have the best burrito in the country
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Vance: If we're trying to find a sex offender, tell us where the guy lives.
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.@VivekGRamaswamy how’s Turks and Caicos? It was warm in Ohio today btw
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We should all sit with this. Any one of us could be executed by ICE, and our government wouldn’t bat an eye. Instead they’d just lie about us to the world.
She could have been any one of us.
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Media literacy continues to absolutely clobberfuck every single conservative
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