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Kitty Kat

@katbuble

My enemies are vanquished and now I’m bored.

 Canada
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Joined March 2011
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I won't tell anyone I won the lottery... but there will be signs
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I’m very much the sweet, girl-next-door type. Only he gets to see what I’m like behind closed doors.
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I’m a woman. Of course I can love you and want to kiIl you at the same time.
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I drink coffee for your safety, not mine.
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Life is funny how one day you’re alone and then you meet someone that becomes your “I can’t live without you.”
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Twitter is where people talk about the most traumatic thing that’s ever happened to them but make it funny.
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Born to scowl Forced to do an awkward smirk and nod
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It’s 2025 and still illegal to stab people. I checked.
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When he ruins you for everyone else but in a good way.
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Adam@adamgreattweet24 Dec 2024
“and one for me” i whisper as i also buy myself a last minute christmas present
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@BobGolen24 Dec 2024
This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.
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The secret to a successful relationship is to never think “I can fix him.”
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Trey@treydayway23 Dec 2024
Not much is more overrated than beer
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Trey@treydayway17 Dec 2024
We have too many cooties running around for the aliens to come here
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Just put my slippers on the wrong foot and now I have to cut off my foot.
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You can't shame me, you're not my nail girl.
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This is more than enough material for a villain origin story. I need the evil superpowers now.
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She’s a 10 but she changes the music in the car without asking first
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Trey@treydayway27 Nov 2024
Not to be hyperbolic, but loud eaters should be destroyed
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Me: The Princess Bride has terrified me since childhood Therapist: that's inconceivable Me: *screams*
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