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independent food biz swiss army knife, reluctantly recovering wedding singer

Dubuque, IA
Joined August 2009
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College football is almost here!
The Finnish word "kalsarikänni" means “drinking alone, at home, in your underwear”. The Finnish Tourism Agency has released two emojis for the word.
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Death. Taxes. Iowa special teams.
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Median voter I want reindustrialztion, more housing and more job opportunities But I also dont want any homes, factories or data centers built I want cheap gas but I dont want any refineries anywhere No wonder these freaks spazz every election cycle.
~70% of people use AI every week. ~70% of people voted to ban data centers where it was on the ballot makes you wonder.
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The latest print of the Casey’s Pizza Inflation Index (CPI) is in. 2020: $2.50 2021: $2.69 2022: $2.99 2023: $3.29 2024: $3.29 2025: $3.39 2026: $3.49 YoY: +2.9% Since inception: +39.6% (+5.7% annualized) Purchasing power of $100 in slices: 40 (in 2020) → 28 Independent gas station pizza research you can trust.
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Late-stage democracy is more descriptive than “end-stage capitalism.” What you’re seeing is a predictable failure mode of a system in which people can vote themselves more money. That’s not a failure of capitalism, that’s unrestrained democracy robbing capitalism.
I'm in my 40s. I'm a lawyer. My wife is a lawyer. We both work full time. We cannot afford the house my parents purchased on a single electrician's income in their 30s. We cannot afford the house my immigrant grandparents purchased on a single MTA bus driver's salary in their 30s. They had SIX CHILDREN. For 30 years, politicians in Washington & their oligarch allies convinced regular people that this was just about avocado toast and fancy coffee. In reality, this is end-stage capitalism. Everyone is stuck in place. It's impossible to buy a home. It's too costly to move. We work too much to have passion projects. We don't have enough savings to start our own businesses. We can't afford to go without healthcare to do it. Thanks for writing this article @troy_closson. Would be very happy to discuss further. nytimes.com/2026/10/25/nyreg…
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Jake B retweeted
So much of the climate hysteria is just aimless guilt roaming the earth in search of futile acts of atonement.
Paper straws worse for the environment than plastic ones, says study trib.al/TEphuYk
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If anyone tries to tell you that the Roadster demo wasn't cool just hit 'em with the Kanye
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Jake B retweeted
Make a joke like a right wing male comedian
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Washington has more CFP Final 4 wins since 2023 than the entire SEC combined
Iowa might be the most FRAUDULENT team getting playoff hype. They beat a Washington team who’s best win is Utah State, a Michigan team that lost to Western Michigan, and an Iowa State team that’s beaten no one. They are getting hyped for only losing by 17 to Ohio State.
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Alliance is 1-0 heading into Saturday.
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just a reminder in case you missed it last night, iowa is good and fuck Ames and their Super Bowl and their trick play balls out in week two bullshit every fucking year. go away. let's go hawks.
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we have a third of our playbook installed and treat it like the preseason game that it is and they.....might not win again.
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It is time to talk to your kids about Playoffs Iowa An uncomfortable but necessary conversation
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Maybe we just played 2 teams that have five stars at every position 3 deep, and maybe Ames game planned against us the whole summer like they do every year like it’s their Super Bowl and maybe we didn’t have our whole playbook installed - maybe we actually aren’t bad?
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Videos like this are a very good way to redpill normal people about just how bad the American food supply is.
And now you understand why people have “gluten intolerance” and why the average age of cancer diagnosis has plummeted.
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Will be adding more
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Hey mattttttt
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It's almost like the Titanic theme song was made for this play. @BarstoolUIowa @HawkeyeFootball
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Just saw the greatest shooting star of my life in the northern sky, Hawks 31, Ohio State 28
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Babies are worth it
🤖 Made with AI
Have your fourth kid. Go into debt if you have to.
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I think we have a problem
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