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Matt Dekker

@killablebodied

Ratchet and Cranky

 London, England
Joined January 2018
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m@thew@TweetPotato31423 Nov 2020
me: hi my name is matt and i’m an alcoholic AAA: sir this is triple A me: i know i’m explaining why my car’s in the lake
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Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job. Something about misuse of data higher up. Fuck that. I've changed the password and they're not having the account back.
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BRAIN: HEY ME: AHHH what BRAIN: ME: BRAIN: in 2005 the feature film Pooh’s Heffalump Movie was released in theaters. it is 68 minutes long. ME: oh brother, again with the fucking heffalump fact
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How do I love thee, When love is a random, chemical induced illusion And you're an unloveable dildo And there's no god? It's VD. Eat arbys
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