died on the way back to my home planet

nyc
Joined April 2022
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JYP & The Wonder Girls WE’RE BACK du duuu dududdu
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Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.
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yubaba in spirited away:
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Growing up I knew a guy who had Benjamin Button disease but he got killed by a drunk driver so we never got to see the whole thing play out
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Gay guys don’t fuck men anymore they fuck ideas
Just got fucked by a huskier version of Mamdani and he kept saying good boy. I won
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its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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sojourn: talon is planning to use an emp bomb big enough to cause a blackout all across europe, we have to put an end to their plans! brigitte:
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Leaving basement at 7AM to go bird watching
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I can't take it anymore!!!!! *lives a full life*
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I can't explain it but 8pm, the number 437926286537021, my chiropodist's doberman, the Iberian peninsula and the atavistic nature of vestigial tails in humans have the same energy. and Thursday
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How often do I return to this poem?
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rabies virus to botulinum toxins A and B:
How neurosurgeons invite each other to national meetings:
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Worst part of the Halloween season by far is putting the fentanyl and razor blades in the Snickers. It's so much work and I feel like the kids never even notice anyway. Not sure I'll even bother this year.
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👇 Reactionary mindset
i cannot wait til you guys turn 30 and realize how long life is and how it's okay to have fun still.
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What’s a closing track that makes an album feel complete? 💿
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A bunch of polls this morning, feels like we’re at the point where it’s either a huge polling error or a bigger Dem wave than 2006.
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It’s so scary knowing how easily a lot of people would let Holmes get off the hook for all the shit she did
Something that struck me watching You Can See Everything is how wildly inhumane it is to send a new mother to prison
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If you didn’t experience Bushwick pre-last week (when I moved here), you didn’t really experience Bushwick.
If you didn’t experience NYC pre-2019, you didn’t really experience NYC.
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TRUMP: KATIE ZACHARIA WILL STAY IN SOME FORM, BUT MAYBE ANOTHER FORM
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Just be DL
You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??
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