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writer, stage & voice actor, triumphing over this bullshit game

Austin, TX
Joined September 2008
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Weird funny little monologue I wrote a couple of decades ago was beautifully produced for the HPT Audio Plays podcast by @hydeparktheatre and flawlessly, delightfully performed by @valoneecia tolbert. I am so happy. open.spotify.com/episode/5Cb…
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I'ma put it to you like this-- if, in response to a question I've asked in my capacity as a professional news journalist--the president of these United States looks me dead in my eyes and says, "Quiet, Piggy"--- we're gonna have a motherfucking situation.
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yes! except Dutch angle's not a pejorative -- and I just recently learned it comes from a misunderstanding of "Deutsch"--those angles were associated with German expressionist cinema
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Why *wouldn't* @marcorubio hire Darren Beattie - fired from the first Trump Admin for speaking at a white nationalist conference - as acting undersecretary for public diplomacy and public affairs? forward.com/fast-forward/693… 🧵
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This wildly misleading tweet, and the mostly hateful replies, is like entering an alternate version of reality. If anybody is interested in the truth behind this claim, and what that Swedish poll actually asked, I'll go through it. Probably banging my head against a wall. 😂
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oh it looks like we're far from alone -- @fuboTV_PR , @fubosupport, this you? not a biz person but I thought allowing customer to purchase your product is sort of the bedrock
tried to sign up for @fuboTV, they declined our credit card. Bank said card's great and Fubo never even tried it. @fubosupport says there is no solution & we're blocked forever, what in the world??? anyone else had this problem? & what other app gets us @SpaceCityHN ?
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tried to sign up for @fuboTV, they declined our credit card. Bank said card's great and Fubo never even tried it. @fubosupport says there is no solution & we're blocked forever, what in the world??? anyone else had this problem? & what other app gets us @SpaceCityHN ?
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every once in awhile a screenshot of this lede goes around and while I agree it’s very funny, the piece itself (which I edited) is also super thoughtful and good theoutline.com/post/8627/rai…
This is so god damn funny
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B: Cancelling a subscription to a publication is pretty much the only way to register DISPLEASURE with the publication's offerings.
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Papers and their owners have every right not to endorse as a matter of principle. To announce one is doing so 10 days before a razor’s edge election with vastly distinct candidates and huge stakes for the nature of democracy is a different beast altogether.
The Arizona Republic decided to stop making endorsements years ago. It was the right call then, should have happened earlier, and other papers should have followed their lead in an era of declining media trust. Perhaps they wouldn’t be dealing with the current mess if they had. azcentral.com/story/opinion/…
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Things look a little different around Lumon. #Severance Season 2 premieres January 17 on Apple TV+
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It says everything you need to know about the U.S. media that Trump's clown show at McDonald's gets more attention that his former defense secretary and chair of the Joint Chief of Staff warning that Trump is a dangerous fascist with no respect for democracy.
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To clarify, 70% of our rapidly-dwindling water supply goes to irrigation. Just keeping the grass green. It's a waste. Turn off the sprinklers, let your grass go dormant, and it'll come back on its own eventually.
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Former President Trump had 44 cabinet secretaries. 40 of them don’t support his 2024 campaign. Neither does his Vice President nor any of his former chiefs of staff.
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Booger Red by Jim Loucks opens Thursday at HPT! Read all about this great show and get your tickets at hydeparktheatre.org
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saw someone else tweet this today and I don't even think they were stealing it I think the microplastics just genuinely want to express this
the microplastics in me recognize the value and strength in the microplastics in you namaste
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“What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen in the ER?” The daily consequences of a completely broken healthcare system.
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First, mail ballots haven’t even been sent out yet. Second, we conduct two audits every election to ensure every vote is legitimate. But if Trump really wants to start this again, let me remind him of 2020: we beat him in court 43 times. We're ready to defend our democracy again. mediaite.com/trump/here-we-g…
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On a daily basis during my time in command of Army forces in Europe, every day the intelligence "black book" would provide more information on Putin's Russia attempts at malign influence against the west...and especially against the US. Today, the @TheJusticeDept has taken action...but because of current divisions in the US, many Americans will have questions. So let's talk about it... A thread 🧵 1/12
Justice Department Disrupts Covert Russian Government-Sponsored Foreign Malign Influence Operation Targeting Audiences in the United States and Elsewhere 🔗: justice.gov/opa/pr/justice-d…
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If you are in Austin, check out this little play about me.
My Seasons with the Astros, Expos, and Phillies opens tomorrow night at 8:00 PM at HPT! hydeparktheatre.org
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what Labor Day’s about
Happy Labor Day! Please remember the sacrifices of Curt Flood and all the player reps who were released, traded, or sent to the minor leagues after the MLB strike of 1972--Ron Brand, Joe Horlen, Dick Dietz, Milt Pappas, and many others. And of course, the great Marvin Miller.
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