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Kyle Aster

@kneath

Vibing in the discontinuous singularity. One of those fuck-arounder and find-outers. Opinions are my own and do not express those of non-canonical dimensions.

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Joined January 2007
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Fatih Arslan
@fatihOct 5
The lamps in my house. Can you collect lamps? I think yes. Is it worth it? Probably not. But lamps are also like sculptures. They create a nice and cozy environment, and some are very functional. Check out my post about all the different lamps I have. arslan.io/2026/10/05/the-lam…
The lamps in my house

The lamps in my house

I have a thing for lamps. Especially designer lamps from the past. I occasionally share them on X and Instagram, and people always ask me about the brands and models. I love lamps so much that I...

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Chub in the tub, Chunk in the trunk, Salmon gets spotted, Salmon gets dunked. Big on the belly, Thick through the thighs, Winter is coming, Supersize.
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An 8-bit graphic image made to look like an old video game, of large bear holding some salmon in its mouth. Words on the image read FAT BEAR WEEK, SALMON: 1. A comment box at the bottom of the graphic says THICK THIGHS, SAVE LIVES.

ALT An 8-bit graphic image made to look like an old video game, of large bear holding some salmon in its mouth. Words on the image read FAT BEAR WEEK, SALMON: 1. A comment box at the bottom of the graphic says THICK THIGHS, SAVE LIVES.

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Thick in the creek. Peak physique. Fat Bear Week begins today.
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If you truly believed in a 10% chance of human extinction in 3 years, you would not be spending your time selling and integrating it into a B2B CRM SaaS platform Watch what they do, not what they say
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@BenioffSep 15
Welcome Dario to Dreamforce!
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Evan Phoenix
@evanphxAug 19
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"But what am I for if not to scream" asks the fire alarm. It's existence one of eternal waiting for an event that no one wants.
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Luke Spray@lukespray18 Apr 2023
Hayes Valley
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These general notes were not put on the drawings to be ignored. Contractor should read them. Also, please note, the architect has copied these general notes from one project to another and has not reviewed them in years.
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"it's just like riding a bicycle" Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most
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“we did it,” mark zuckerberg sighs, swirling champagne. “we added legs to the metaverse.” his office door slams open. the ceo jumps. “sir! come quick. they added too many legs to the metaverse.” “haha what do you mean?” he asks. a siren sounds in the distance. “how many legs”
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Weekend reminder that SimCity's creators couldn't accurately reflect the scale of urban parking lots because if they did the game fell apart. theatlantic.com/technology/a…
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This is peak “you’re 30+ years old” content:
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Millions of us are just about to discover that there is no plan: the governments and institutions we've trusted are not capable of responding quickly. The widespread collision with systemic unreadiness is itself about to become a driver of discontinuity. alexsteffen.substack.com/p/i…
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I don’t know what they’re smoking over at Hyundai but it’s working
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That weird climate Millenarianist thing where ppl see extreme societal torque as an ally, supposing that the power structures they hate will be what is destroyed. Unfortunately, power structures often strengthen under pressure. Climate chaos is not a progressive force in itself.
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