Apollo Kread

Skinny models you can keep those, I like big corn fed midwestern hoes

The first thing I’m doing as president is enforcing everyone to go back to msn and flip phones. Just simpler times man

Do left handed people start there belts on the right?

I don’t eat ass but I’d eat yours

Don’t vote till you watch “can’t remember to forget you” music video you pussies

#BarstoolBestBar #BarstoolJoeBlacks

Pee butt

Thought: How many girls be sitting on the toilet when they swiping right on tinder?

Y’all ever get sleep paralysis? I took a nap today and had a dream I caught a damn python. Woke up and this thing is wrapped around my arm tryna bite me and i can’t move a muscle Feels like I’m on some Freddy Kruger shit scared to take a fu*kin nap

Selling pussy, her vajayjay got a bar code - 21

Hey Jane

Booger gobler mcfinagin @kallikoepplin @jafrahshae

One day