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Kyle Tyrrell

@kyletyrrell

cold drinks, good music, tight lies

 Round Rock, TX
Joined February 2009
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@thepondering_Oct 27
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Clay Travis (@ClayTravis) profile pictureClay Travis
@ClayTravisOct 27
Terrifying.
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benny🍜@BennysAsianEra_Oct 27
she was so excited to emit carbon
Eileen Reslen (@EileenReslen) profile pictureEileen Reslen@EileenReslenOct 27
EXCLUSIVE: Taylor Swift's team demanded her wedding decor be burned to the ground, according to a source. 'They didn't want people to steal it and then auction it or sell it so they just burned it all,' an insider told me. My latest @DailyMail scoop here:dailymail.com/tvshowbiz/arti…
How Taylor Swift's entire MSG wedding decor was incinerated

How Taylor Swift's entire MSG wedding decor was incinerated

The Daily Mail has exclusively learned the shocking details of how Swift's team demanded every custom design from her wedding be incineraterd after the pop superstar's big day.

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love that they gave him a little table next to the Resolute desk to put his toys on like the child he is
Danny Kemp (@dannyctkemp) profile pictureDanny Kemp
@dannyctkempOct 20
Trump presents ‘JD and the Untouchables’ in the Oval Office
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A fantastic solution to fix America’s crumbling infrastructure!
Umesh Kumar (@itsumeshk) profile pictureUmesh Kumar
@itsumeshkOct 16
The Roadster could genuinely be a lifesaver in situations like these.
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I was sitting at a bar in O’Hare and heard someone shout, “is that Dikta?!” Turned around to see Mike riding on the back of a golf cart. The entire concourse started chanting “Ditka, Ditka, Ditka” He just smiled and waved like it was his personal victory parade
Kyle Kamerbeek (@kkamerbeek) profile pictureKyle Kamerbeek@kkamerbeekOct 10
The one time I met Mike Ditka, I asked him, "Who would win in a fight, you or a hurricane?" Without missing a beat he said, "I have no shot if the hurricane is named Ditka" and that is probably the best encounter I'll ever have with a celebrity.
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Zach Bryan I wasn’t familiar with your game. I’ll stream your music on mute as I did with Macklemore.
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 3
Country singer Zach Bryan wore a “Free Palestine” shirt at his Gillette Stadium show in Massachusetts.
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ugly fugly@lilemzivertSep 27
tonight my body is a machine that turns beer into touch tunes credits and piss
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simple ryan@simpleryan_Sep 21
Me after sleeping on the uncomfortable couch in the hospital after my wife gives birth
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The Dodgers today acquired right-handed reliever Josh Fields from the Astros in exchange for minor-league first baseman Yordan Alvarez.
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@willdefriesJul 16
three years ago today, john mayer blessed us for nine minutes
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will defries
@willdefriesJul 7
sunday, 7:32 am, vegas airport, gate c17
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jude@wishfu1lJun 20
i licked her tits or whatever still one of funniest phrases to come out of love island
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Fuck You I Quit
@fuckyouiquitJun 13
People keep saying we’re in Idiocracy but President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho at his core wanted what was best for his people and when evidence presented itself he listened to experts to solve the problem. By all accounts a better leader than this.
Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) profile pictureMolly Ploofkins
@MollyploofkinsJun 13
This morning at the White House...
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Cade Thompson@Cade4ISUJun 11
Sometimes all of them
NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) profile pictureNUCLR GOLF
@NUCLRGOLFJun 10
🚨⛳️🏌️ #DISCUSSION — What club in your bag goes 140 yards? 🤔
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I’ll see your needlepoint at TJ Maxx and raise you with a Jones golf bag (I didn’t cop as I would never steal valor from the troops) #TJMaxxing
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peter@peet2Jun 2
BREAKING NEWS: After the announcements of the Mavs and Stars leaving downtown Dallas/Victory Park for the suburbs, in a shocking turn, the 3rd Floor JFK Muesum announced it is leaving Dealy Plaza & has a non-binding agreement to relocate to downtown Prosper.
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Michael S. Kim
@Mike_kim714Apr 14
500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job
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Barry W@sacoombaApr 13
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Joseph LaMagna (@JosephLaMagna) profile pictureJoseph LaMagna
@JosephLaMagnaApr 13
Next major up: the Chevron Championship at Memorial Park in Houston, where they’ve installed a 4-foot deep pool on No. 18 to continue the tradition of the winner jumping into water 🥴🥴🥴
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no one: taylor frankie paul-
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