This is a salt shaker.
When you cook your sumptuous food and then realise the salt shaker is empty,
Where will you immediately rush for help?
You will rush to the next-door neighbour.
The one you have been insulting because he doesn't support your favourite politician.
Knock. Knock. Knock!
"Who is there?"
"Hello, it is me, your neighbour. Kindly, would you mind if I borrow your salt shaker? I forgot to buy salt when I was coming from work."
Think about this salt shaker before you abuse someone or demean his tribe because of politicians.
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You are locked to @gospelfull100 with @AllanTWaruhiu @ktnhome_ Where are you watching us from. TOPIC : WHY IS IT HARD FOR THE RICH TO GET INTO HEAVEN? Share your taughts with us... We are pleased to have @laffe254 in our studio.... Producer @CreamVision
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David Maraga's shoes are too big for corrupt judges to wear.......!!
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Dear @WilliamsRuto.
Uhuru said we lost (then, it might be more now) Kes 2b daily thru corruption, making Kes 730b.
End corruption. Don't tax us only for the money to be stolen.
#RejectFinanceAct #RejectFinanceBill2024
#OccupyEverywhere
LaffeLaffe retweeted
90% of Kenyans save their money in the wrong saving avenues.
These include:
1. Banks' saving accounts
2. Banks fixed deposit accounts with low returns
3. Chamas that do merry go rounds
4. Mshwari Lock savings account
Instead of these, there is a better alternative👇
LaffeLaffe retweeted
The potholes outside Kempinsky were shoddily done by the @KeNHAKenya idiots.
Their stupidity knows no bounds.
And then when @kipmurkomen opens his mouth, he’ll be yapping about driver indiscipline just because they co-opted him into the gravy train.
All of these guys are sick bastards. Like what ails them? Even a simple task of sealing a pothole is an issue?
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LaffeLaffe retweeted
If you are struggling with ACNE,
Stop listening to mainstream advice.
They will mislead you to sell you drugs, injections, creams, soaps, lotions and towels.
Read this thread and have an acne-free face.
#FoodFriday
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1200 people were killed by police in 2022 in the United States of America. The United Nations Human Rights Office in Geneva is yet to tweet that it is "very concerned about widespread use of violence by police in USA". See: policeviolencereport.org/ for a quick summary. Selective concern. Selective condemnation. Why? Rhetoric question😉. @UNHumanRights @volker_turk @CNN @cnni @UN @sha_braithwaite @SingoeiAKorir
The UN said it was “very concerned” about the widespread use of violence by police against protesters in Kenya, after clashes against tax hikes reportedly turned deadly cnn.it/3NSUywP
LaffeLaffe retweeted
good morning @NdindiNyoro, you're now the Chairman of Budget and Appropriations Committee in the National Assembly. #FinanceBill2023 #Budget2023
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Dear BaCongo, as you fight, remember that this is your GOLD
#Pray4Congo
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In US, the President has in advance questions he is to be asked by journalists, the name & picture of the journalist & the answer … And they call it Free Press! So much for Free Media!
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Love this!
Kelsey Grammer won’t apologize for the 'difference' that Jesus has made in his life foxnews.com/entertainment/ke… #FoxNews
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Once AGAIN Instagram have REMOVED my post on #SayNoToLGBTQinKENYA !!! And sent me more WARNINGS that they will DELETE my account!! Why?? I thought they promote freedom of expression? Mashoga na wasagaji ndio threat to our posterity! I will not RELENT!
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