Lars Kenseth

Nice one, Ohio.

Nice to see Ohio had a successful Vivektomy.

Let this one for @NewYorker remind you what we all need to do today. 💌

Whatever your political persuasion, please get out there and vote! #2026midterms

Sometimes I worry... have I really done enough to earn the Hertz Gold+ emails I get every day?

It's important to have a healthy routine. Which is why whenever Donna Tartt publishes a new novel, I eat a salad.

Maybe the dumbest cartoon I have ever drawn.

I have a recurring fantasy where I’m the guy in Scanners who has his head blown up… oh, I’m a Jets fan.

My cartoon in @NewYorker this week…

The hotels are tasty.

New Substack. larskenseth.substack.com/p/o…

Clearly the problem with the reflecting pool is the fact that Trump hired GREENwater Services to do it.

I prefer a headlamp to a book light when I read, but that’s mostly because I live in an abandoned mine.

How does no one call Harry Cane The Hurricane? Do they and I’ve just missed it? “The Hurricane” is just sitting there BEGGING to be subbed in. What are we doing?

Kind of unfair that Canada has to face off against Bosnia AND Herzegovina.

I asked Connor McGregor if he used banned substances to recover from a broken leg. Then he shot a laser beam at me from his forehead. So, that’s kind of a dodge, right?