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Brendan

@lateralus84

🎵 Overthinking and overanalyzing separates the body from the mind 🎵 || #BlueJays #MapleLeafs #Raptors

 Toronto
Joined March 2011
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The Yard Dog at Vancouver Canadians minor league baseball 🇨🇦 $42 (£22.37) ⚾️
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Traeyz ♠️ (@TraeyzX) profile picture
Traeyz ♠️
@TraeyzXJul 26
Jay Leno says a widow tried to sell him a Ferrari for $350,000, so he helped her turn it into $3,750,000 instead. ​“I get enough free stuff like that, that’s right, that’s very nice. You don’t need to start screwing people over.” ​“I said, ‘If I can get you close to 4 million for that car, will you bake me some cookies?’ And she said, ‘Why? It’s not worth that much.’ I go, ‘It’s worth that much.’” ​“I don’t like it when I hear people tell me a story how they screwed some old guy out of a car. I hate those kind of stories. I like these kind of stories.”
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Absolutely insane play for a second baseman to make
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Codify
@CodifyBaseballJul 26
Please understand that no pitcher in recorded baseball history had thrown more than 14 pitches at 103+ MPH in one big league game....and that Jacob Misiorowski threw THIRTY of them in the first 4 innings today.
Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) profile pictureRob Friedman
@PitchingNinjaJul 26
Jacob Misiorowski, K'ing the Side in the 4th. 11 Strikeouts thru 4 Innings. 😳
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A security camera captured two Belgian Malinois puppies playing while their owner wasn't home
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I could attempt to describe how the Yankees scored their first run, and I will later ... but for now, just watch this.
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why watch overtime playoff hockey when you can simply snort cocaine and ride a motorcycle out of a helicopter
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MLB
@MLBMay 29
Repost and reply for a chance to win this autographed Paul Skenes @Topps card!
2025 Topps Heritage Autographed card Paul Skenes, Pittsburgh Pirates (62/76)

ALT 2025 Topps Heritage Autographed card Paul Skenes, Pittsburgh Pirates (62/76)

MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBMay 29
Paul Skenes turns 24 today! Last year, Skenes became only the third pitcher to win the Rookie of the Year and Cy Young within the first two seasons of his career, following: Fernando Valenzuela (ROY & Cy Young 1981) Dwight Gooden (ROY 1984, Cy Young 1985)
Pictured: A three-photo collage of Fernando Valenzuela, Dwight Gooden and Paul Skenes. Left - Fernando Valenzuela delivers a pitch. He wears a white Los Angeles Dodgers jersey with blue lettering, blue cap and brown baseball glove. Center - Dwight Gooden delivers a pitch. He wears a white pinstriped New York Mets jersey with blue and orange lettering, blue cap and black baseball glove. Right - Paul Skenes delivers a pitch. He wears a black Pittsburgh Pirates jersey with yellow lettering, black cap and black baseball glove.

ALT Pictured: A three-photo collage of Fernando Valenzuela, Dwight Gooden and Paul Skenes. Left - Fernando Valenzuela delivers a pitch. He wears a white Los Angeles Dodgers jersey with blue lettering, blue cap and brown baseball glove. Center - Dwight Gooden delivers a pitch. He wears a white pinstriped New York Mets jersey with blue and orange lettering, blue cap and black baseball glove. Right - Paul Skenes delivers a pitch. He wears a black Pittsburgh Pirates jersey with yellow lettering, black cap and black baseball glove.

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MITCH. MARNER. MAGIC. 🪄 WHAT DID WE JUST WITNESS⁉️
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Walk-off grand slams, Blue Jays history: 5/13/26 Daulton Varsho 7/30/17 Steve Pearce 7/27/17 Steve Pearce 9/6/08 Gregg Zaun 9/4/88 George Bell
MLB (@MLB) profile pictureMLB
@MLBMay 14
DAULTON VARSHO WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM!
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MLB (@MLB) profile picture
MLB
@MLBMay 14
DAULTON VARSHO WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM!
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HOLY SHIT! #1 OVERALL PICK!! LFG!!
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Come on Heineman.. what are you doing? That is a brutal mistake
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MLB (@MLB) profile picture
MLB
@MLBApr 1
Pitchers since at least 1900 with 10+ strikeouts and no walks in their first 2 starts of a season: Kevin Gausman. That's the list. h/t @SlangsOnSports
Pitching Line Kevin Gausman, Toronto Blue Jays 6 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 10 Ks Pictured: Kevin Gausman throws a pitch wearing a powder blue Blue Jays uniform and a navy cap.

ALT Pitching Line Kevin Gausman, Toronto Blue Jays 6 IP, 2 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 10 Ks Pictured: Kevin Gausman throws a pitch wearing a powder blue Blue Jays uniform and a navy cap.

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Shelfy
@RealShelfyMar 28
Absolutely electric lmao CB Buckner noticeably annoyed when he tapped the 2nd time only to be wrong again and listen to 40,000 people cheer for his incompetence 😂
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The #BlueJays have now struck out 47 batters in this series, the most by any team in the first three games of a season in MLB history (since 1900)
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Expected goals Olympic gold medal game: Canada, 5.96 USA, 1.96 Now THAT is getting goalied.
Image from David Staples (@dstaples)
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Scottie Barnes teaches American reporter on how to properly pronounce "Toronto"
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Kareem Abdul-Jabbar sold his 4 championship rings, 3 MVP trophies, and other memorabilia for $2.8 million, donating every penny to youth education programs. His reasoning:
Image from Michael Eaves (@michaeleaves)
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"Liar, lawyer, mirror.. show me what the difference is" God damn I love Tool, lol
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Sorry @catherine0626. This lyric does apply to most though lol
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