infrastructure thaumaturge and "technical" "writer” | 🐘 @tyler@typing.ink

Idaho, USA
Joined May 2011
Over a year ago, a Dutch frog science magazine emailed me asking if they could include my comic in their upcoming dart frog issue. They interviewed the scientist who first described the blue poison dart frog; he had seen/liked the comic. They sent me a copy, which just arrived:
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Not using LLMs to write for you won't be like not using Google Maps in a new city. It will be like choosing to run and lift weights, even though we now have machines that can transport us and lift weights for us.
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onion person@CantEverDieApr 24
all of this has been worth it for this
The Onion newspaper has been rocked by the discovery that their new creative director, produced pro pedo/child kidnapping, torture and murder programs. Billionaire Michael Bloomberg is the main financier of the Onions hostel takeover of Infowars and is funding productions designed, in their words “to wear Alex Jones skin.” Below is an actual mug shot of the creep..
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is not an actual mugshot of Tim Heidecker - it is a fake mugshot produced for one of his comedy sketches on Adult Swim. youtube.com/watch?v=ovg83J…
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I dreamt of the beach (1/4)
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He who controls the spice controls the flavor
First look at Guy Fieri as the Duke of Flavortown in ‘Dune: Part Three.’
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—dangerously-skip-geneva-conventions
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LISAN AL GAIB
TRANSPORTATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I don’t know what any of that means
BREAKING — Guy Fieri was spotted on his way to flavormogg the competition. He’s dinermaxxing
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Stakeholder Consultant@echetusJan 21
Nikita Bier dislocates his jaw and swallows food unchewed, relying on his powerful gastric acid to break down the meals over several weeks
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ANDOR S2 E8 is better than 99% of the movies I've seen this decade.
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The American Dream is now finally buying a house just before you’re eligible for Medicare…
The median age of U.S. homebuyers is now 59 years-old.
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It is a very important thing he's doing.
Alan Cole
@AlanMColeJan 14
After a brief scare, Stancil has returned to surveilling ICE agents in his 2011 Honda Fit and he's in high spirits. At some level you gotta respect the commitment.
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solst/ICE of Astarte
@IceSolstJan 8
Every morning my landlord comes in, crouches on my kitchen counter, and has explosive diarrhea. Cleaning it up was maybe a minute of work. I’ve never had to think about it since. Skill issue
Linux people are insufferable. Disabling Copilot was maybe a minute of work during the install. I've never had to think about it since. Skill issue.
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HSVSphere
@HSVSphere10 Nov 2025
Absolute truth nuke: blog.tjll.net/the-systemd-re… POSIX shell has to die.
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Daniel
@growing_daniel8 Nov 2025
Marc primarily funds gambling apps, cheating apps, and bot farms. He does not want you to build things that are actually good for society.
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Replying to @leothrix
>me to the angry C++ carelords
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Replying to @HSVSphere
by stepping onto my front porch you are entering into an implicit agreement to freely distribute any snickers in your bag to all users in my home. if asked for the source for your candy you must freely provide the original location for your twix for all other users similarly unde
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Replying to @leothrix @ajay9470
I was under the impression that stroustrup parachutes into my virtual memory and throws stroopwafels at addresses when I need values on the stack. I’ve learned a lot today in retrospect
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So we are on the verge of trading the most powerful technology ever invented by humans in exchange for… beans.
Bloomberg reports that NVIDIA Blackwell AI chips will be on the negotiating table this Thursday in US-China trade talks. Any substantial deal here would likely reshape the AI compute balance of power: ifp.org/the-b30a-decision/
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