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Jonathan Granny

@letsbeTRBL

Frantic Romantic

 Scottsdale, AZ
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Joined March 2015
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When life gives you lemons be a nonconformist, make apple juice. – at Scottsdale, AZ
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Where are all the women into dad bods and beards at? Was the TikTok trend a lie?
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who cares@DianaG277221 Jul 2023
Gas lighting is not real. You’re crazy.
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Hal O' be thy name.@Halbeerz21 Jul 2023
Why?
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Replying to @hvayou925 @RPondelick
@hvayou925 @RPondelick
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ThexyBeatht_@ThexyBeatht_219 Jul 2023
I don’t need your Twitter wife freaking out in my DM’s. Figure out what your relationship status is before hitting me up
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Girls like to think that the path to a man's heart is through his stomach. Friendly hint; it's at the back of your throat. ( Lord I Apologize )
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Burning Mom ⚡️
@MomOnFire16 Oct 2021
It's 9am and this chick has her tits in my face at a business meeting. God is good.
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@MomOnFire30 Aug 2021
If you finish the Big Mac meal in your car before you get home, it’s like it never happened.
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Christ now I am gonna have to spend an hour cleaning up screencaps and dick picks out of my gallery thanks to you.
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What happened to the Tide pods kids? I bet their babies smell good...
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Maybe when you are thinking you are only thinking your thinking.
Sitting in the big chair, sucking on werther's originals, falling asleep to the tube. A pair of Velcro shoes and my transition to old man will be complete.
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If you have never had a hot hamburger sandwich you are not living life to the fullest.
So I got ID’d getting smokes on my way to get fireworks. Apparently I am too young to smoke but old enough to buy gunpowder filled finger separators.
Happy 4th to those not fucking or being angry. For those fucking, getting a room. For those angry, take a pill already.
Decided to get back on the wagon and try to be funny on Twitter and just realized you are all either horny or angry as fuck. Seems like there is a simple solution to that. But maybe that’s just me.
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Jonathan Granny@letsbeTRBL23 Apr 2015
Marriage is spooning until your arm goes numb so you can do the stranger after she's asleep.
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