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finance bro, roller coaster enthusiast, gymmer, cat dad. cognitive dissonance poster.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined October 2023
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the problem with interracial sex is IM NOT HAVING ANY!!!!
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this caused the blue wave
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Which way American?
America is for Americans
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Nice costume. What are you supposed to be, my freaking bro dawg? My absolute broski?
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I personally leave my emojis Simpson colors because i’m not trying to get into all that right now
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NYC (Brooklyn) A suspected drunk driver plowed into six people — including three children — during a Halloween event outside a Brooklyn NYPD precinct, cops and sources said. The 56-year-old motorist lost control of his black sedan around 4 p.m. and mounted the curb — hitting the victims at the “Trunk or Treat” event outside the 83rd Precinct stationhouse on Knickerbocker Avenue near Bleecker Street in Bushwick, police said. He also struck a private ambulance stationed outside for the event, authorities said. (Imagery via David Burns/@FD4D) @NYCEMSwatch @EMSPAC1 @FDNY @NYPDPC @NYPDnews @NYPDDCPI @NYPD83Pct @NYPD1stDep @BushwickDaily @NYCMayor
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i Have to Drink Booze and Smoke Weed to Cope With the Stress of Not Making Enough Money to Afford Drinking Booze and Smoking Weed
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Told my roomate who I absolutely never want to hang out with that I had no Halloween plans right before my gorilla costume arrived in completely transparent packaging
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people talk about Lynn like it’s iraq
Reading a thread about worst cities in Mass and man people wayyy overstate the issues in Lynn
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I can’t wait to abuse substances this weekend I’m actually fucking shaking
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texting the guy I’m in love with: aight imma fwu twin emailing LinkedIn recruiter: I was Enchanted to Meet You
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a weekend is simply not enough time for a real drug bender
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Waited last minute to pick a halloween costume now im stuck as uncle pussy
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We’re 3 months out from 2027 & there’s no penis peptide? Enough of fucking hair, nails, skin, focus, energy & mitochondria bullshit. We want bigger dicks We don’t need peptides for boners or bigger loads. We got those already. I’m talking 10mg vials of 10 units a day for bigger dicks It’s time for China, The Gray Market & Big Pharma to come together & make the DLP-1 2027 could be our year
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literally we dont give a fuck
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peptide that burns 1,300 calories @china
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Rode a B&M, still alive
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The wealth gap is so bad that even gay guys don’t have money anymore
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Essa música tentou me matar três vezes na última semana
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