@letsgoayo

I carry the Internet in my pocket and a firestorm in my head.

 United States
Joined August 2008
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Once again, I am accused of being an artist. I find it sad that my adversaries continue to stoop to such baseless namecalling and cruel innuendo
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mel@user861kmsOct 27
matching with someone on a dating app then being shocked they think you are interested
the atlanta antichrist.@SNTLRNTSTNROct 26
omg on hinge i have "black literature nerd" on my profile and this girl matched me to recommend a bookstore. i said thanks and kept it moving she gon say "are you not gonna ask me out?" bitch no!
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This is just silly
BoiltOwl@nealjclark116h
I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it
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To be fair and honest, the inciting story was that both parents were supposed to leave the child behind. I can’t stop people from having whatever position they need to hold. But can we please focus on what the original story actually said
Linsea@linseafordOct 26
This childfree weekend discourse is insane, we need to wrap it up. I’m seeing some of y’all saying it would even be unreasonable to leave a 2+ year old with your spouse for a weekend to spend time with your friends. Grass needs to be touched.
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This too, is misogyny. A tweet is not long enough to explain. But you cannot dehumanize someone without also dehumanizing yourself.
day@paradoxhers15h
Replying to @Shadow_Dagger69
calling men people when they're not lol
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Uhhhhhh no I don’t!!!!!
day@paradoxhersOct 26
Replying to @Jonmad
that's bc men like killing each other and CHOOSE to do stupid and dangerous shit. I'm referring to rape, trafficking, forced pregnancy, child marriages, and pedophila more broadly, etc. men's actual systemic and widespread dehumanization of women and children. not twitter posts.
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Go to Sunset Park at literally any time of day, any day of the week. You won’t regret it.
Don
@soblackandblueOct 26
Replying to @nayrpat
I mean I live in Bed-Stuy a block from a large park. The people in the park at any given time is easily 75% white.
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YOU ARE AN ADULT, ACT LIKE IT
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now it’s a girls night?? Conversation has moved the goal post from the absurd “you can’t socialize with my man” to the differently absurd “my man is hanging out with us at girls night for some reason”
Slim Shady@IamsoshadyOct 25
The men acting dense but if it’s a girls night and a man there he ain’t doing nothing but cock blocking so the least he can do is grab a tab…other than that stay home and send your lady out with money
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Replying to @MonetaryMettle
You are in the hospitality business. It’s your job to make my stay comfortable and enjoyable. I pay you to do that. I pay YOU to clean. I’m on vacation
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Replying to @bryhami
A lotta projecting going on
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straight people really live in prisons of their own making
hams@bryhamiOct 23
Replying to @bryhami
Men cannot be good friends first of all and secondly what the fuck I look like befriending YOUR man. I don’t give a fuck about him! I genuinely forget my friends are full blown married until I see their man
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Dylan Miles@king_of_bobOct 24
You're admitting you are at best a bad friend.
hams@bryhamiOct 23
Replying to @bryhami
Men cannot be good friends first of all and secondly what the fuck I look like befriending YOUR man. I don’t give a fuck about him! I genuinely forget my friends are full blown married until I see their man
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ok so men are people
hams@bryhamiOct 23
Why the fuck would you ever think a man is your friend? More specifically your friends man you don’t hang out with one on one?
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Genie@lettersfromjunoOct 24
You guys underestimate how dangerous people actually are. People get killed for honking at cars. It doesn’t matter your tone, intentions, etc. you never really know when people are ready to go out and they have no problem taking others with them
c ♡@skinofmyteethsOct 21
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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cozy@bimbotheoryOct 24
It's pretty amazing how some people agree with the basic right wing evangelical line that society should be so intensely sex segregated that women should not have friendships with men but do not understand that this belief is deeply conservative and anti-feminist.
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 24
grow up
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In other words…nothing
ashleyyy ❤︎︎@ashslayyyxoOct 25
Replying to @anthonysports_
support, a safe space, love, sex, blow jobs, meals.. like it’s not hard lmao
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J.D. Banker
@DadInvestOct 24
AirBNB had its place and time, but it’s over. Had a lovely stay at a Hyatt last night, left trash in the can, towels on the ground, and am confident my corporate overlord isn’t going to light me up with a guest review video. A professional exchange of goods for money. The AirBNB hosts did this to themselves and the platform lost control long ago.
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@TechnovangelistOct 23
its just bonkers the new policy @airbnb is trying to put in place. Putting the dishes in the dishwasher, taking out the trash, pulling the sheets off the bed....they are just standard things any normal person would do when staying at a house. Why wouldn't a host be allowed to say that?
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Kels@ItsJustKelsss1Oct 24
My biggest issue with these Airbnb hosts is EVERY SINGLE ONE says “it’s only a couple minutes of work”… Okay, then just do it if the guest doesn’t and stop bitching. They just paid double the mortgage plus a $250 cleaning fee for staying a week. You’ll be fine u greedy fucks
poeticallycorrect@modernmiceOct 24
Airbnb hosts are so out of touch with how the world works. They fail to understand that Airbnb is making these decisions because its business is struggling, and customers are increasingly avoiding the platform because they don’t want to deal with cleaning responsibilities.
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People already prefer real hotels. They can try to “strike” but their business model is already circling the drain.
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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davey
@justdaveyjustinOct 23
Late stage capitalism is when people who bought up property and fucked the housing market go on strike because they can’t force their guests to do domestic labor
Polymarket
@PolymarketOct 23
JUST IN: Airbnb hosts threaten to strike after the company bans them from forcing guests to wash dishes, strip beds, or take out trash before checkout.
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