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Bartender: Holy shit, where'd you get that thing?
Parrot: He was panhandling out front.
Me: That's totally not true.
Parrot: Oh look it talks.
This is, as many have said, a deeply unserious country.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth has awarded the soldier who reprimanded him and members of his staff at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier a Joint Service Commendation Medal. cnn.it/4jcjn7Q
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WARNING: Don't ever sign up for #AppleMusic.
I have (had) 100s of purchased albums in my music library, then I signed up for Apple music. Later I canceled that subscription & now can't play any of the music I purchased previously. This is theft by @Apple.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Purchased items end up on iTunes, not in Apple Music.
The post is misleading.
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I can manage the challenges of senior discount Tuesday at the local supermarket... but what really scares me is that all of those people are going to go out and get behind the wheel of a 2-ton killing machine.
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Seeing these posts like "They made us get rid of DEI offices & now there's more women of color in positions of power than ever before, so take that hahaha!" and I don't think that fact sends the message about the efficacy of DEI offices that they think it does.
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Been listening to Mark Painter's excellent History of the 20th Century podcast for years, often disturbed by eerie parallels betw the rise of Nazism & current events.
Now he has arrived at the part where Nazi leadership is collapsing in madness & delusion.
historyofthetwentiethcentury…
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Apparently winning wars is not one of the criteria for this person's (bot's) ranking of War Secretaries.
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Protocol question: If it’s cash only and the bartender is blatantly not ringing up sales, do you still have to tip? Wouldn’t that be, like, aiding and abetting? Maybe @NiseiLounge can weigh in? (Wasn’t there, to be clear.)
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I repeat: most people who feel compelled to opine about the relative value of different languages are ignorant fucking morons. Sorry, I mean all.
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otro diablo blanco retweeted
David Glosser, Stephen Miller's uncle, told CNN his nephew is an "immigration hypocrite":
Our family history is entirely dependent on our ability to escape a terrible situation in Belarus. Had we not been able to enter America when we did, Stephen Miller would not exist. Everybody else who didn't make it to America ended up dying in the Holocaust.
Seeing it like this makes it easier to understand the 2024 election, & even why a lot of Latinos swung right. An influx of this magnitude hits where they live a lot more than where affluent lefties live. The response was predictable. And then the GOP overplayed their hand bigly.
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Un buen “americano” que cree que votan en diciembre 😂
El video que ADLE quiere borrar y hacer bajar de todas las redes sociales porque aquí se expresa muy mal de los Demócratas q ganaron las elecciones a Senado y Cámara en los EEUU. Ya este tigre no muerde, ya solo pega chupaditas. Pobre ADLE lo q se le viene
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At the bottom right are the ones that want to secede and form their own state, with 600 good Republicans, 600,000 cows, and 2 senators. Good luck to them.
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