Bleeding-heart liberal. Crafty bitch. Stay-at-home mom of three. Wiping butts and noses since 2007. She/her.
Massachusetts
Joined May 2008
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“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, ‘If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.’”
— Kurt Vonnegut
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So...Elon Musk let Andrew Tate back on Twitter, and Tate promptly used it to reveal his whereabouts to authorities in Romania who then arrested him.
All because Greta Thunberg owned him so hard his little wee-wee fell off.
Do I have that right? Please say I have that right.
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A spokesperson for Romania’s anti-organized crime agency refuted widespread claims that authorities were tipped off to Tate's location by a pizza box seen in a video Tate posted in response to climate activist Greta Thunberg: "Funny, but no."
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As disgusting as this is, it should be used in every Democratic ad between now and 2024.
The Republican Party, where being gay is worse than being a mass murderer.
The Colorado shooter’s dad on finding out his son murdered people: “They started telling me about the incident, a shooting... And then I go on to find out it’s a gay bar. I got scared, ‘Shit, is he gay?’ And he’s not gay, so I said, phew… I am a conservative Republican.” (@CBS8)
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You don't have to reply to him.
You don't have to quote him.
You don't have to interact.
You don't have to give him free PR.
You can block and mute.
Live your life. Follow people who make your life better.
Liz retweeted
Elon Musk may have lost $44 billion on this deal and ruined in record time a website that thousands rely on for their material existence, but he also got like, 24 dollars from verification applications, so it's impossible to say if he's a good businessman or not,
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I will never, ever tire of this clip. And if you see it, you know what to do.
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Yeah, that's why people believe Nancy Pelosi is eating babies under a pizza shop. We've been through this, and it ends with you excusing the guy who acts out on it.
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Good headline.
BREAKING: Donald Trump, who tried to overthrow the results of the 2020 presidential election and inspired a deadly riot at the Capitol in a desperate attempt to keep himself in power, has filed to run for president again in 2024. n.pr/3THqnJM
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Local Man Walks Through Yard Full of Rakes, Shocked By Blows to Face
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What sucks is that Twitter is imploding in exactly the kind of online train wreck event that reinforces how fun Twitter can be sometimes.
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Happy Fours Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate!
Two years ago, Rudy Giuliani railed about election fraud, coinciding with the AP's projection of Biden’s victory in Pennsylvania, officially winning him the presidency, in front of a landscaping business.
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Our feeds need more Tom Holland performing Umbrella.
Stay strong—ILY 🌈☔️💜
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incredible. $44 billion and all he has to show for it is that he’s the world’s biggest piss baby
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Times have been tough in this Ohio town ever since the woke mob shut down the old rainbow fentanyl factory. So when Elon Musk promised everyone they could post Nazi slogans on Twitter, they finally had something to celebrate. But then the advertiser boycott began.
