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Kookie x Abstract. 🍪 x ✳️ Final Bosu 2810 @finalbosuX Cores by @visitsugartown Fugz 3272 Pre Reveal @FugzOfficial 💚 What’s next…
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Don't worry, I'm sure tech billionaire Jensen Huang having an intimate relationship with a Chinese spy is just an isolated incidence...
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My local news anchor goes to EDM concerts 😭
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Do you think Limu Emu and Liberty Biberty have ever explored each others bodies
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I lost my brother-in-law to suicide today. My sister asked me to pick up her two boys from school because she was too wrecked to drive. I knew they’d wonder why I was picking them up in the middle of the school day, and I had a 30-minute drive home to get through with them. On my way there, I prayed hard for the strength to keep it together and for the right words if they started asking questions. I stopped at the middle school for the youngest before heading to the high school for his older brother. When he climbed into the front seat of my car, he pulled out his phone and read a text from his dad out loud. His dad had told him that he was sorry for the mistakes he’d made and to remember how much he loved him. My little nephew had no idea he was reading his dad’s final goodbye, but I did. It took everything in me to hold it together right then. I knew what I was taking him home to and what my sister was about to have to tell him and his brother. I sat next to them on the couch when she told them the news. The grief that followed felt like watching a heavy bone china bowl fall in slow motion and shatter into a million pieces in the middle of the room. There was no fixing it. I wanted so badly to say something that would make it hurt a little less. All I could do was sit there with them. It was a gut-wrenching day.
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Call of duty should use these for camos
recently i learned there are entire online communities dedicated to archiving those patterns inside of envelopes that exist to obscure the information, so when you hold it up to light, you can't read the contents. people even make art out of it (creds in alt text)
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david retweeted
Technology peaked when you could carry 2000 songs in your pocket and the battery lasted four days because it wasn't tracking your location
Apple. almost 20 years ago!
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david retweeted
Dunder Mifflin preps for the Blue Tsunami 🌊
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awful terrible news people,, the beloved jungle arby’s is no more. they have de-kudzued the jungle arby’s. nothing is sacred anymore
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BREAKING: Krispy Kreme officially outperforms NVIDIA over the past year.
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Cap
Gina Hinojosa is Texas’s most Spanish-fluent governor since San Jacinto
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Only difference now is that people have only a fraction of what they had in savings now.
BREAKING: The Nasdaq 100 closed down 6.4%, its worst day since the COVID crash on March 16, 2020.
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Time to pump it up!
BREAKING: The Nasdaq 100 closed down 6.4%, its worst day since the COVID crash on March 16, 2020.
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david retweeted
Yes I made this🙋🏻‍♀️
Wearing today's market.
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Damn, Democrats really are transitioning everyone
BREAKING: Caitlin Clark will become the face of DICK'S, per BBG
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Holy sh*t. Claude Code just found a hidden chip inside my Chinese power bank from Guangzhou. Every time I charged my iPhone, it quietly copied the whole phone… It also read our saved Wi-Fi password off my iPhone, got onto our home network and sent everything to a server. I bought it for $19 at an airport kiosk there 3 weeks ago. No brand, 30,000 mAh on the label, and it felt heavy. The first time I plugged in, the screen asked "Trust This Computer?". I tapped Trust without thinking and went on with my day. That one tap gave it access to everything. This morning I finally set up Claude Code to warn me when any device starts reading my files. An hour later, 10 seconds into charging, the screen filled with yellow warnings, then red ones: data was moving when it should only be charging. I asked Claude Code what was going on. My phone saw the power bank as a small computer with 64 GB of storage and its own internet connection. A USB cable has wires for power and wires for data, and a normal charger only uses the power ones. This one used both, and it had already copied all of this: → /device → IMEI and serial number → /contacts → 1,206 numbers → /apps → every app I have, including my 2 bank apps → /photos → 3,912 pictures, my passport among them → /wifi → our network name and its key → /wife's iPhone → her photos too, she charged from it twice and tapped Trust too Each time we plugged in, it used that key to get online and send out the new files: sends to → 47.***.***.12 uploads → 19 in 3 weeks last one → last night at 2:14, while we slept I pulled the cable right away. Then Claude Code blocked that address on our router and walked me through changing the Wi-Fi password and the logins for my bank apps. I had it opened at a repair shop, and what was inside is in the first comment. A 30-second check for your own is in the second one. Save this and test every power bank in your house today.
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BREAKING: An Iowa Democrat who dropped out of his race in September over health issues still won his State House seat comfortably, in a district that leans Republian. “I’m going to do my best to represent”, Eric Armstrong told NYT. “But I still have health issues.”
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1) what
They just got divorced 😭😂
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elon musk tomorrow
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