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Joined January 2012
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I’m the president of #JacquetHive. This will be my first pinned tweet in two years. If there are 6 million shares in $JACQUET I have bought 3 million. ❤️ That’s the best defender in the world. 🤭
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Well in, Trey 👏 Our Player of the Match 🆚 Chelsea!
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Van Dijk when Szoboszlai plays in the pivot:
Where tf is Szoboszlai btw? Have we had any updates
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Penders looking at this water bottle and seeing “no data” under Gomez
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Joey G 😮‍💨
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The problem is that a lot of you want this without actually being likable. You’re not fun to be with outside of sex, you’ve built your entire identity around being attractive, and you’re incredibly entitled.
i like a man who actually LIKES me. not just a man who wants to sleep with me, claim me, or keep me from dealing with somebody else. i’m talking about a man who genuinely enjoys my company, wants to hear my voice, remembers the little things i tell him, and makes plans with me without me having to beg. because some men will swear up and down they love you but act like spending time with you is a chore. baby i don’t want to be somebody’s responsibility, i want to be somebody’s FAVORITE person.
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Rory Jennings with a brilliant rant about Wesley Fofana after his performance against Liverpool tonight with Chris Sutton catching a few strays along the way 😂😂😂
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Joe Gomez on Instagram: “Does that count?…” 😂❤️
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Bro what
how do you release this heavenly music and become washed the next minute.
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Least important but you start all the avengers. God sees all.
🚨 Xabi Alonso on getting eliminated from Carabao Cup: “This is the least important competition for us”. “The Premier League is the main focus.”
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Now that everyone is asleep.. my friend said “9- make her wear a panty vibrator, then you both go to same restaurant but enter individually and sit on different tables across each other.. flirt with your eyes, for everytime she holds your gaze, use the remote, you will be arriving home to a raging tiger(that is if you make it home)”
Sexual fantasies every woman wants to try at least once The first one is:
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We don't hype up Trey Nyoni enough. He's the best at reading the game at the club. Intercepts so many balls. The kids absolutely quality.
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Penders desperately searching for Gomez’s penalty record on his water bottle killed me 🤣 Someone tell him 😭
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People talk about managers and they should be given time but I always say, you have to earn your time. Iraola is doing that, even if games aren’t pretty, he’s proving he has the ability to coach 3 games a week, rotate, balance the XI, and win games. He’s earning his time:
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Think Iraola deserves far more credit than the general consensus seems to be right now, he’s lost ONE match at Liverpool, to City. They’re 3 wins from 3 in the UCL, on 15 points after 8 games (71-ish point pace), utilising Nyoni, Koumas, Rio, McConnell. They were one of the teams whose transfer business was most worrying, Araujo’s done well but RB, LB, central midfield, he’s managed those issues near-perfectly. Still so much to be improved on even from a coaching POV but in a transition season with a sub optimal “rebuild” in the summer, you couldn’t have asked for much more.
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Well in, Trey 👏 Our Player of the Match 🆚 Chelsea!
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This man 😍
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Replying to @brianmacffaden
With your long ass neck like fibre x pole….Keep shoving your own advice down your throat..Llama
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See the way Nyoni sensed that Rogers was going to square it in the box and already started sprinting so cut the ball out? You can't teach that to some midfielders. It's an awareness and defensive nouse that Fabinho had. Nyoni needs to start in the League.
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It doesn't matter how many times I see him out there, I still have no idea what James McConnell is good at or how he's in our first team squad.
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The boy is a star
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