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@lnardT2

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Joined May 2019
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Stuffed crust pizza is sooooooo good I had to ride it 🥰🥰🥰🥰😝😝😝
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I like when men suggest doing a crafting date just to be at my apartment. Put your clothes back on, we’re leather carving
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A threesome with coconut water in the front and shredded cheddar in the back >>>>>
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Farted so hard it propelled me from Bay Ridge to Midtown
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First ice cream of the summer!!
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I’m currently in a prison of self-imposed censorship on multiple fronts
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☆^_−☆@wwmccdNov 8
Having the kind of year that makes you think this just can’t be real life
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Captain Lori@PrettyUnikittyNov 7
me lowkey
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Talking to a man who seems interested and is taking initiative to make plans weeks in advance #trustnoone #suspicious 🤔🧐🕵️
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Soleil@soleiljolinaNov 6
Sometimes all you can really do is get sexier
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5⭐️@txrxvcNov 6
whoever created a lychee martini deserves the sloppiest top
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Buffy the Vampire Slayer@BuffyTVSNov 6
Happy #OnceMoreWithFeeling Day to everyone who celebrates! This landmark episode first aired this day in 2001. #btvs #StreamOnHulu
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Everyone always asks me for directions because, likely due to my wise eyes and all-knowing demeanor
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If everyone took turns sending me $4 a day I could buy one donut a day without making any adjustments to my budget
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🍳emil VGEN COMMS OPEN 💚@emillustratingNov 5
moments on screen I felt no one has looked more gorgina
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*Sexual Hillary Clinton voice*
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🍂🍁Moffsgiving 🦃🍗@NaloxoneProphetNov 6
call me Paddington the way I'm getting marma-laid
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I’m sat
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@PopBaseNov 5
A new ‘LOONEY TUNES’ movie is officially in development at Warner Bros. Pictures Animation. The animated feature will reportedly be “in the vein of” ‘OCEAN’S ELEVEN’. (thewrap.com/creative-content…)
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Had a date so bad last night it genuinely drained any will I had to go on more first dates
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I’m sorry like what do you mean I broke out into HIVES
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Hot and humid in November #ok
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