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@wwmccd
there will be a healing
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@wwmccd
24 Jun 2024
I love spending money on my credit card so much I’m getting VISA tatted on my forehead
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@wwmccd
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“Are you using the—” The Call Me By Your Name Montana ss20 rhinestones? Yeah, I am.
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@wwmccd
Nov 8
My career path? Glad you asked. Firstly, I am going to make a burner account for my genius ideas. Secondly, I will submit the forthcoming posts to the government and become the next poet laureate. Thirdly? Profit, surely.
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@wwmccd
Nov 8
This week my average screen time will be lower than 12 hours please god
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@wwmccd
Nov 8
I am so happy that I did not imprint on twenty one pilots as a kid oh my god
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@wwmccd
Nov 8
Having the kind of year that makes you think this just can’t be real life
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@wwmccd
Nov 8
Is anyone a writer for hire and could do me a huge favor……
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@wwmccd
Nov 8
This year I have devoted my mind, body, and soul into becoming a vanderpump rules proselytizer
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@wwmccd
Nov 8
Studying the half done work of the project i abandoned 6 months ago trying to figure out what the hell I was thinking
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@evilsockz
Nov 7
giving straight butt crack and muffin top in low rise jeans whatever nothing matters anymore
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sam pellegrino
@eddieredclife
Nov 6
[just got paid] I’m interested in purchasing some sort of item
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@wwmccd
Nov 6
Ok I’ll try again next year
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@wwmccd
Nov 5
Should I try the McRib?
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@wwmccd
Nov 5
I hate facetime because it’s basically just forced eye contact
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@wwmccd
Nov 5
Should I try the McRib?
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@darkkchylde
Nov 4
a hit tweet for me is anything over 3 likes
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@wormpuller
Nov 4
Calling in woke to work tomorrow
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Aquaria 🤌🏼
@aquariaofficial
Nov 4
even my waffle turning blue
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bald ann dowd
@ali_sivi
Nov 4
so SAY. geronimo
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@northstardoll
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@wwmccd
Nov 4
If you run the nyc marathon you enter a binding vow with the city of New York which prevents you from removing your medal for the next 7 days
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@wwmccd
Nov 3
Every day I try to invent one new sentence
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