Cologne, Germany
Joined August 2007
Imagine by John Lennon sung by Donald Trump, Wladimir Putin, Theresa May, Kim Jong Un and more..... #justimagine #deepfake #nomorewar
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I guess I can retire from Twitter now — one of my tweets made it into the opening of The Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert on Monday night!! Here’s the second half of the clip — my tweet appears at the very end. Just don’t blink or you’ll miss it! 😂 #PresidentPussyAssBitch
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It's totally unreasonible that nasty Denmark won't sell ME Greenland! I'm the Chosen One! I know more about Real Estate then anyone! If Denmark won't sell ME Greenland, I'll find SOMEONE else to sell me Greenland!! Canada? Ireland? Australia? Are you listening? #ThursdayThoughts
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens." cnn.it/2jAce6l
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Ich bin seit 9 Minuten zurück in Berlin. Und schon erklärt mir jemand am Hadenbergplatz, dass er Michael Jackson sei und ich ihm 7 Millionen Euro leihen soll. 🐤
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Former President Jimmy Carter suggests that a full investigation into Russian election interference would show that President Trump didn't win the 2016 election and that Trump is an illegitimate president cnn.it/2J9yMUe
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I’m in Japan! Putin is here too! Sooo excited! I meat Putin in HIS hotel room in 5 hours! At 2 am! Just the two of us! No interpreters! Cant wait! I showered! AND put on Cologne - VERY expensive! I smell GOOD! I’m wearing clean underware too! Putin will be VERY impressed! MAGA!!
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Bitcoin doesn’t care about: - Interest rates - Trade wars - Recessions - Annual returns - Wars - Economic stimulus The network keeps running. The math stays true. And Bitcoin continues the march to global dominance 🔥
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My Twitter timeline these days. JavaScript. Men being creepy jerks. More JavaScript. More men being creepy jerks. Not a fan of both!
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#Megatron is "ok" but this is better #earworm
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.
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Can we be friends? #ThursdayThoughts
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Someone needs to work on anger management 🐈 ♥️xitter.cf/AwwwwCats/status/11406…
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9 days until the crypto industry must verify the identity of anyone sending $1,000 or more tnw.me/cAMjpif