Cologne, Germany
Joined August 2007
I guess I can retire from Twitter now — one of my tweets made it into the opening of The Late Night Show with Stephen Colbert on Monday night!! Here’s the second half of the clip — my tweet appears at the very end. Just don’t blink or you’ll miss it! 😂 #PresidentPussyAssBitch
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It's totally unreasonible that nasty Denmark won't sell ME Greenland! I'm the Chosen One! I know more about Real Estate then anyone! If Denmark won't sell ME Greenland, I'll find SOMEONE else to sell me Greenland!! Canada? Ireland? Australia? Are you listening? #ThursdayThoughts
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Over 300,000 people have signed on to a Facebook event pledging to raid Area 51 in Nevada in a quest to "see them aliens." cnn.it/2jAce6l
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Ich bin seit 9 Minuten zurück in Berlin. Und schon erklärt mir jemand am Hadenbergplatz, dass er Michael Jackson sei und ich ihm 7 Millionen Euro leihen soll. 🐤
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Former President Jimmy Carter suggests that a full investigation into Russian election interference would show that President Trump didn't win the 2016 election and that Trump is an illegitimate president cnn.it/2J9yMUe
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I’m in Japan! Putin is here too! Sooo excited! I meat Putin in HIS hotel room in 5 hours! At 2 am! Just the two of us! No interpreters! Cant wait! I showered! AND put on Cologne - VERY expensive! I smell GOOD! I’m wearing clean underware too! Putin will be VERY impressed! MAGA!!
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Bitcoin doesn’t care about: - Interest rates - Trade wars - Recessions - Annual returns - Wars - Economic stimulus The network keeps running. The math stays true. And Bitcoin continues the march to global dominance 🔥
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My Twitter timeline these days. JavaScript. Men being creepy jerks. More JavaScript. More men being creepy jerks. Not a fan of both!
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll contribute to the global overdepletion of the ocean. So give him a salad, maybe.
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Can we be friends? #ThursdayThoughts
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Someone needs to work on anger management 🐈 ♥️xitter.cf/AwwwwCats/status/11406…
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9 days until the crypto industry must verify the identity of anyone sending $1,000 or more tnw.me/cAMjpif
*google an issue* * find relevant GitHub Issue* > Ah, 2017! This must've been fixed by now! *scroll through 4 pages* _h4t0n commented 7 days ago_ > any progress on this? GODDAMMIT.
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I'm determined to meet every amazing #Resister on Twitter, so follow me and I'll follow right back. United, there is nothing we can't achieve together! Please Retweet. #TrumpsWorseThanNixon #StrongerTogether #ResistersForum #Resist #resistance
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Very thought provoking...
Imagine by John Lennon sung by Donald Trump, Wladimir Putin, Theresa May, Kim Jong Un and more..... #justimagine #deepfake #nomorewar
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Last week, it was Virginia Beach. But day after day and year after year, too many families and communities are shattered by senseless gun violence. We can't get numb to this. On National Gun Violence Awareness Day, pledge to speak out, #WearOrange — and vote — to protect lives.
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Prince Charles talked to ME about Globle warming. Smart guy! He used A LOT of big words! He likes weather! I like weather too! I said 100 years ago we didn't have weather. Now that I'M the president, we have the BEST weather! He looked down & shook his head! He thinks I'm smart!
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Breaking News: YouTube will remove thousands of videos and channels pushing extreme views like neo-Nazism, in Silicon Valley’s latest effort to stem hate speech nyti.ms/2HWks23
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Good morning 🌞🌞🌞 If I make you smile please consider buying me a cup of coffee👉ko-fi.com/maggieresiststrump👈 Have a superb Wednesday 😊
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