Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾

Frens, hope we’re not too late for an amazing #TongueOutTuesday from marvellous Mavis 👍🤣👏 She’d just had to pull HuMummy up a hill this morning and was understandably exhausted 🤣🤣🤣#nortysquad

Frens, me & Mortimer are really feeling the #WontLookWednesday vibe this week 😆👏👍💙 #nortysquad

Frens, #NortyMorty has learnt the hard way not to mess with the contents of HuMummy’s stitching basket ! 🧵✂️ Doesn’t be look lovely in his blue bow? 😆👍👏 Me & Max are NEVER going to let him live this down #nortysquad 🤣

Frens, this is a bit different than putting up a pheasant!!!! We disturbed these wild boar while on our morning zoomies about 500m from our house 😱😱😱 Just for once we’d come back when called and were safely on our leads as there’s no messing with these piggies 🐖 #nortysquad

Frens, #nortysquad has an impawtant announcement! 📣 🥳👏 Marvellous Mavis has been accepted into the advanced agility group👍👏💙 Mavis only started agility earlier this year & now look at her go! If only our HuMummy could run a bit faster 😱🤣🏃‍♀️ #veryproudfurbros #gogirl

HuMummy saw this and thought of HuDad 🤣🤣🤣 facebook.com/share/r/1F1Lk4U…

Frens, because of her ridiculously short legs, our little JRT fursis & pocket rocket Maddie doesn’t get to go to #agility #scentwork or #canicross like us😭 Instead, she goes off on adventures with the pawrents like this👇🤣👍👏💙 #nortysquad #FridayFun #DogsofX

Frens, marvellous Mavis had a busy day doing agility yesterday so HuMummy just took me out for #canicross #zoomies this morning #result #HappyMonday

Frens, marvellous Mavis was not impressed! A cat using her agility equipment - whatever next?! #bloodycheek #wtd #catsofX #MerlinBossCat #dogagility 🤣👍🐈💙

Frens, HuMummy forgot to introduce #nortysquad to the ducks she chose: Darby & Joan! Now that’s a bit more like it - a proper meal rather than just a snack! 🤣👍😋😋😋🦆🦆

Frens, some pawtastic news! The hoos have bought #nortysquad some new frens! 😋😋😋🤣🦆👍 #notforchasing #notforeating #justforthelake 😱 #canards #duckies #netterousse

Frens, HuMummy’s having an early night and HuDad’s now in charge of our X account. He thinks this FB post is hilarious! We think he may be dicing with death & has spent too long following @history99917180 🤣😱 👍 #morekittensincoming #perhapsahorse facebook.com/share/r/19PheGw…

Frens, after this morning’s “What’s on the doorstep?” surprise for HuMummy, we don’t think our feline furpals need much encouragement to be fully-fledged members of #nortysquad even if they are only cats and not spaniels! 🤣👍💙🐈‍⬛ #catsofX #catsofTwitter

Frens, we failed to oblige with a #ToT after our #canicross run this morning, no treats were proffered ! So HuMummy had the audacity to ask the last remaining abandoned kitten - Mallory - and what a #pawsome #TongueOutTuesday for his very first effort 👍💙 👏 #adoptdontshop

Frens, as Menace reaches the grand old age of 15 years young this weekend, here he is as the cutest little pupster - the toy’s bigger than he is!!! 🤣😘💙👍 #nortysquad #tinyblackdot #ThrowbackThursday

Frens, HuMummy thought Mortimer would like obedience classes to reconnect with his good side! 🤣😱He’s now exhausted after running amok! Shenanigans included peeing on the doggy trampoline & chewing the hula hoop he was meant to be sitting inside quietly! #NortyMorty #nortysquad

Frens, it’s another #Caturday and another au revoir 😢🐈‍⬛ This time to the two tabby kittens abandoned in our elderly neighbours’ hedge at the end of May. They’ve got a purrfect new home with a lovely lady who will spoil them rotten 😱🤣👍💙🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛#adoptdontshop #andthentherewasOne

And the #nortiness continues 😱🤣👍 @binkyjh would lovely Liffey be proud of the Croc theft by #NortyMorty ? 🩴

Frens, #FridayNight #shenanigans have started already for #nortysquad with a duck theft and agility equipment carnage and it’s not even 7pm!!! 😱🤣👍💙

Frens, me & Max have spent the day at our no-nonsense German groomer (none of the French salons will have us anymore!) and we are now smarty pants and smell of flowers 😵🤣💙#whywhywhy #notforlong #letsfindamuddypuddle #nortysquad