Adventures of Max & Menace & Mortimer aka #nortysquad “better a norty spanna than no spanna” Guest appearances: Maddie - the JRT & Mavis - the Breton🐾
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Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
Mum has reported her to @RSPCA_official several times
She even reported her about me years ago!
In the 8 years mum & dad have lived here she’s had more than 30 dogs through her hands - they just disappear
To be replaced by new ones that then disappear
She’s had countless litters which are advertised for sale on Facebook
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Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
The only Grand National you need to watch today! 🐑😂
🎥 @joelys_farming_life on TT
#grandnational #lambs #farmlife
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
One of the cartoons in my new book 'Physics for Cats' which is out now in the UK, USA, Canada, France and Germany. Order from your local bookshops or online: tomgauld.com/
ALT Two beetles on a stick. One beetle says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform" Zoom out to reveal that they are in a glass case with two scientists studying them. One scientist says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform" Zoom out into space. Abouard a spaceship, two aliens watch the scientists on a screen. One alien says to the other "Do you ever get the feeling we are being observed by another lifeform" The aliens turn to look out at the reader. Text below the cartoon reads: From 'Physics for Cats' by Tom Gauld. Preorder it at www.tomgauld.com
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
Please show some support for @carrotcottagerr . They’ve been threatened with boycotts etc, by the usual online mob. 🙄
Send them some love.
A great charity that does brilliant work for rabbits. 🙏
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
Look, I don't need a lecture. I knew that was your snack. But we both know you left it unsupervised. I'd say I taught you a valuable lesson today. Am I right?
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
Furiends if you could give dis a retweet please #dogsoftwitter
🐾 If you want to re-home a dog but don’t know where to start, the Channel 4 series ‘The Dog House’ is back, and they would like to hear from you! To find out more, contact [email protected] or apply now by following this link: bit.ly/THEDOGHOUSE 🐾
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
The countdown is on!
Next month PC Molyneux will be lacing up his trainers and running the #LondonMarathon in aid of @RailDogsFund 🐕🏃♂️
Want to donate to a brilliant cause and help police dogs like Cali, Otto and Mace in their retirement? Click here 👉 ow.ly/9rVg50G3aWL
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
Can anyone offer this lovely old dog a home, at 14 she shouldn't be in rescue Please RT, thank you dogstrust.org.uk/rehoming/do…
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
We’re appealing for help to trace Bruce, a six-year-old Staffordshire bull terrier, who was stolen from an address in Coombe Lane, Shepton Mallet overnight on 5-6 May.
More: ow.ly/W4ai50EMzGJ
If you can help, call 101 quoting reference 5221100065.
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
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I’m known as SPANIEL 1 - my 2 friends have been reunited but they’ve kept me 😞 I so very much want to go home
I’m a liver&white #ESS I’m smaller than the others. I’m really sad
#findESS1stolen
🚨TWITTERSTORM TONIGHT 14/5/21 8-9pm🚨
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Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
STOLEN FROM STOKE-ON-TRENT (ST11) on 10/04/2021 Tilly is 11 years old and needs daily medical treatment. Please if you took her, get her to a vet or back to us. This little lady is no good for breeding, so do the right thing and let us have her back
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Please retweet to help find the owner of this dog found #Bletchingley #Surrey
Found about a month ago, adult female Springer Spaniel, do you recognise her? More details below👇
doglost.co.uk/dog-blog.php?d…
#dogs #pets #animals #England #UK #Spaniel
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
Good afternoon Furpals 🥰 Join me as I start Teagan for @TeaganTheDog ❤❤❤
If you would like a #petportrait DM me 😁 #commissionsopen
Pls RT 😻 #dogs #liveart #cockerspaniel #pets #furfriends nitter.gq/i/broadcasts/1OyKAEbND…
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
Hi pals - Nash and I are in a @K9Loveofficial photo contest. If we win the money goes to help our friend @servicerotties Kuno so his mom can buy an accessible van.
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Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
I wrote this a few years ago to give comfort to aynone who has lost someone very special in their lives, whether that be a human or animal. I hope it helps if you need some comfort now.
Its only this earthy dimenson we cannot see or touch them, they are still with us.
Madcap Spaniels: Max & Menace & Mortimer 🐾 retweeted
With great sadness HQ lower the flag in honor of Hartson @CancerDoggy who after a hard battle has taken his place amongst his friends&fellow immortals of the ZOMBIESQUAD OTRB🌈 brigade*salutes*. Please support his earth bound family &friends & pawtrol in Hartson's honor. #ZSHQ – at United Kingdom
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#win #PetMunchies 2nd Dec #Christmas
#giveaway Simply follow & RT this post to be in with a chance.! Enter as many times as you like from 2nd to 24th Dec. #dog #chicken #natural #treats #dogtreats #dogs #dogsoftwitter #AdventCalendar #adventcalendar2020
