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Zakopane, Poland
Joined November 2010
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The Reds to take on Crystal Palace 👊🔴 #CRYLIV
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Your #UCL Reds to take on Fenerbahce in Istanbul! ❤️‍🔥
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Team news is IN! ✊🔴 #LIVARS
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Come on you Reds ✊🔴
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The Reds to take on Brighton ✊🔴 #LIVBHA
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Our side to take on Brentford 👊 #BRELIV
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The most fun aspect of seeing Shane in the news is wondering “which unbearable, absolute loser open mic-ers who never achieve any degree of progress in comedy are gonna come out of the woodwork to dunk on him today?” When they emerge, you think, “oh man I completely forget about them. What are they up to?” You check out their profiles and notice, across the board, it’s any combination of zero creative projects, begging for money, screaming about politics, asking if anybody has spare cat food to lend, and above all else, just emptiness. Is Shane really the issue or are you just pushing 40 with nothing?
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Our team to take on LASK ✊ #UCL
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Team news is IN! 🔴 #LIVMCI
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Shane Gillis’ monologue!
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Anfield stadium announcer has a golden opportunity to add an all timer to the playlist next weekend. Do it lad. #LFC
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Team news is IN! ⚪️ #BOULIV
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SZOBOSZLAI OH MY WORD!!!!! WHAT A GOALLLLLLLL TO WIN IT FOR LIVERPOOL!!!! nitter.gq/kalfa5/status/20999643…
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Our team to take on Tottenham Hotspur 🔴
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The Reds to take on Fulham 🔴 #LIVFUL
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Ready for #UCL action 👊🔴
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And so it begins.
❌ Nottingham Forest should not have been awarded a penalty at Liverpool for Alisson's challenge on Neco Williams, the Premier League's Key Match Incidents Panel has said. But the KMI Panel added that the decision did not reach the threshold for a video assistant referee intervention, so Michael Oliver was correct not to send referee Sam Barrott to the pitchside monitor, reports @DaleJohnsonBBC. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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“Yours is perfect. The big ones hurt too much.”
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Buddies wearing a Bill Belicheck Lovett short sleeve sweatshirt #shrink #thatspanic . Had to blur so feet lovers don’t find it again
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