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Akutagawa: Did you tell anyone we’re dating? Atsushi: Yes, Akutagawa, I have no self control and told the entirety of Yokohama that we’re dating. Akutagawa: Okay, no need for sarcasm. Atsushi: No, seriously, I have no self control and I told everyone we’re dating.

Atsushi: What the fuck Kunikida: HEY. WE DO NOT USE THAT KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING LANGUAGE IN THIS GOD DAMN AGENCY.

Lucy: Are you worried? Atsushi: About what? But yeah

Akutagawa: Gentle reminder not to have too much coffee before bed. Atsushi: No Akutagawa: This was a gentle reminder, yet your words of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

[Driving] Atsushi: Watch out for that pedestrian! Dazai: She’s on the street, she knows the risk she’s taking.

Atsushi: [shaking the table] Akutagawa: You’re shaking the table. Atsushi: I’m surprised you feel anything at all! Akutagawa: I didn’t feel. I saw.

Atsushi: [to himself] Alright, Atsushi, you can do this. Just use your mouth to say words that make romance happen. [approaches Lucy] Atsushi: Your face is good! I'm a Atsushi!

Atsushi: Can I ride my skateboard outside? Kunikida I’m not your parent, what do I care? *Atsushi runs off* Kunikida: *shouting* NOT IN THE STREET!

Kunikida: That isn’t the problem! Why would you think any of this was a good idea?! Dazai: Probably because I’m a dangerous criminal with a long history of violence. Kunikida: Oh Dazai: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

Dazai: Do you accept constructive criticism on your plans? Fyodor: No. Dazai: They suck.