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Capt. Don River

@makpal

Red handkerchief, left pocket.

 Ferndale, MI
Joined December 2008
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Dan Amira@DanAmira9 Dec 2024
"Luigi Mangione"
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lmao
Axios (@axios) profile pictureAxios
@axios5 Dec 2024
BREAKING: Anthem Blue Cross Blue Shield calls off decision to cap anesthesia for surgical patients trib.al/EJB46yQ
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THIS was the most popular song of 1924 (I can’t believe how ignorant society was)
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Brunette Bohemian@Jane_Doe8229 Nov 2024
How do I see less of Jelly Roll
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Doug Sahm And Friends: Thanksgiving Jam – Austin, TX 1972 aquariumdrunkard.com/2024/11… feat: Jerry Garcia, Leon Russell, Mary Egan, Benny Thurman, Phil Lesh, Jerry Barnett
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Sopranos World@SopranosWorld28 Nov 2024
HE SOLD SHOWER CURTAIN RINGS ACROSS AMERICA IS WHAT HE DID. HE WAS A BRAVE SALESMAN TRYING TO GET HIS FRIEND NEAL HOME FOR THANKSGIVING AND IN THIS HOUSE, DEL GRIFFITH IS A HERO, END OF STORY!
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Happy Thanksgiving :: Doug Sahm And Friends – Austin, TX 1972 aquariumdrunkard.com/2024/11… If you thought you were covered in the Thanksgiving tradition department, we did too…until a few years ago, when someone blew the dust off a long lost tape — Doug Sahm’s Thanksgiving Jam.
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Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) profile pictureJo
@JoJoFromJerz22 Nov 2024
With Matt Gaetz leaving Congress, will we ever find out what the fuck happened to Nestor?
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Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) profile pictureJo
@JoJoFromJerz23 Nov 2024
Holy fuck. Seb Gorka is his pick to be senior director for counterterrorism. Seb fucking Gorka, who was denied security clearance in the last Trump administration… Seb fucking Gorka who has ties to a Nazi-allied organization in Hungary… The. Director. Of. Counterterrorism.
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Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) profile pictureJo
@JoJoFromJerz22 Nov 2024
Hey Texas, “Bible infused curriculum” in public schools sounds pretty fucking unconstitutional to me.
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Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) profile pictureJo
@JoJoFromJerz23 Nov 2024
Oh shit. Fucking Roseanne is gonna get a cabinet post isn’t she? 👀
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Keeled Scales@KeeledScales19 Nov 2024
Out today: @WillJohnsonTX's Sleuthed/Full Cuts EP. The companion to last year’s acclaimed No Ordinary Crown, the EP includes two full-band songs from those sessions, as well as three early demos recorded on the days the songs were written. Listen here: lnk.to/sleuthed_full_cuts
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S T E F F@Bwuh16 Nov 2024
Tyson/Paul fight summarized
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Flea
@flea33314 Nov 2024
The Damned are the most underrated rock band of all time
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…And Will Know Them By Their Cybertrucks
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GoliathFan1952@ByYourLogic12 Nov 2024
it’s going to be sad when Blinken has to hand over his guitar and backing band to Marco Rubio
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Adam Sass@TheAdamSass4 Nov 2024
The final days of the election have everything: -squirrel euthanasia -the gay motherfication of Ann Selzer -the guy who shot Bin Laden threatening to sexually enslave College Boys for Kamala
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Robert J. O'Neill (@mchooyah) profile pictureRobert J. O'Neill
@mchooyah4 Nov 2024
You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.
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Chase Mitchell
@ChaseMit2 Nov 2024
I would listen when Harrison Ford speaks because he barely gives a shit about anything
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNow2 Nov 2024
Harrison Ford: When dozens of former members of the Trump administration are sounding alarms saying ‘For God's sake, don't do this again,’ you have to pay attention. They're telling us something important. I've got one vote, same as anyone else, and I'm going to use it to move forward. I'm going to vote for Kamala Harris
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jay ✰
@jayythewave1 Nov 2024
bro at work eating like a stray cat 😭
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@jarvistwts1 Nov 2024
coworker saw my lunch and reported me to hr
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The Republican Nominee for President tonight.
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