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marcel

@marcel__za

Pro bono analyst & technical advisor for the Stormers, Liverpool FC & the Springboks | Ban chicken-flatties from the braai

Joined May 2010
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Since 1994, black South Africans yearned for a decolonised South Africa Now they’re carrying water around in buckets like the rest of Africa
Kgoshi Ya Lebowa (@Mothematiks) profile pictureKgoshi Ya Lebowa
@MothematiksFeb 6
The new Gauteng reality. We are worse than villagers now since villagers have boreholes.
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I think about this guy walking around a South African sewage treatment facility a lot.
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketOct 31
JUST IN: Johannesburg, South Africa, is reportedly on the brink of a "total collapse" of its water system as worsening shortages leave residents without running water for weeks.
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One of Angie Motshekga’s matriculants (probably)
V.Mkh🇿🇦 (@Mokgomotsim) profile pictureV.Mkh🇿🇦@Mokgomotsim2h
When #they call us 30 percenters, why do they exclude themselves coz it applies to everyone in South Africa?🤣✋🏾
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Unlocked bikes on the lawn is a sight we all took for granted growing up in "high-trust" societies Our grandkids will only see it in movies
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Same behaviour. Different continent
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“Even at 30,000 feet, she still found a curb to hit.”
Ciginator5000 (@Ciginator5000) profile pictureCiginator5000
@Ciginator5000Nov 2
Even at 30,000 feet, she still found a curb to hit…
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@C_3C_3Nov 1
The kids who stole your bowl of candy have parents who steal your tax dollars. 99.999%
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I always wondered why a basically nobody director from NZ was suddenly getting all these big Hollywood offers until I found out that his real name was "David Cohen".
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Anakin, a vote for a smaller party is a wasted vote!
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Les blancs qui ont décidé de démanteler les bombes atomiques sud africaines en voyant le bourbier se profiler méritent notre respect éternel
♧²M⁰C²C⁶♧ (@MDot_Cartier) profile picture♧²M⁰C²C⁶♧@MDot_CartierAug 24
Blacks in south Africa kicked white people out of government and industry, now they are smashing water mains to get water in Johannesburg. The implosion of sa seems imminent.
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Unemployment’s about to go full ubuntu
BusinessTech (@BusinessTechSA) profile pictureBusinessTech
@BusinessTechSA15h
The United States has decided to remove South Africa from the African Growth and Opportunity Act (AGOA), ending duty-free access to its markets for key industries. businesstech.co.za/news/busi…
United States deals severe blow to South Africa

United States deals severe blow to South Africa

The United States has decided to remove South Africa from the African Growth and Opportunity Act (AGOA), ending duty-free access to its markets for key industries.

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“NIL can be a form of compensation Anakin”
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NewsWire (@NewsWire_US) profile pictureNewsWire
@NewsWire_US17h
EXPLOSION REPORTED AT BRITISH EMBASSY IN BAGHDAD — TASNIM
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@AmiriKingNov 2
Some dude went through all of his ring camera footage and posted the results of his ‘please take only one’ Halloween candy bowl. The following video illustrates American society to a tee. Dey not like us 🫵🏻✊🏻
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> Woman spends a year living as a man > Immediately wants a refund
RT (@RT_com) profile pictureRT@RT_comNov 1
Elliot Page reportedly wants to 'DETRANSITION' due to 'lack of roles' following the Odyssey — Social Pulse
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Jobs wept
Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
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BREAKING: Germany warns government officials that their iPhones may have been compromised by sophisticated spyware capable of infecting devices without users clicking anything.
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It’s fine. This will be her last election anyway
ANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula (@MbalulaFikile) profile pictureANC SECRETARY GENERAL | Fikile Mbalula
@MbalulaFikile22h
Ballot Paper 1: Vote ANC ! Ballot Paper 2: Vote ANC ! Ballot Paper 3: Vote ANC ! #VoteANC2026
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half of my feed today is videos of black people emptying entire Halloween candy buckets
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My first thought seeing the private jet’s crash footage was “It must’ve been a minority / female pilot”
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See what happens when the tender-money your party used to bus people into stadiums runs out?
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