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I make hot sauce & chilli jam by the sea. 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Margate, England
Joined October 2012
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The 90s Kingpin fanbase is dying RT if you know what 350 lbs of muscle is capable of
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Not one of Enid Blyton’s best…
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Jamface Jams retweeted
DJs: Has an Australian ever made a good request in the club? 😂
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shut up you little twat
Mr. Brown says there is a show called The Bear about a chef who runs a sandwich shop. Do they specialise in marmalade sandwiches?
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Jamface Jams retweeted
This by Dan Barker of Reform UK, is one of the very worst election performances I’ve ever heard. And the bar is on the floor.
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I’m in our beautiful Abergavenny bookshop today, the sun is shining and it’s market day! Pop in and say hello….Ive sold 2 books this morning and I would like to sell MORE!!!
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“Whats that Lassie? Little Timmy has fallen down the old well but you didn’t tell us for 6 hours because you simply could not miss bottomless brunch?”
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The state of those peas.
One of my mates ordered this in the curry house last night and it’s possibly the worst order I’ve ever seen in my life…
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Replying to @DPJHodges
The absolute epitome of a client journalist. Banging on about the same thing day after day, offering no new insight or information whilst ignoring far more important and relevant news items. You're a laughing stock with absolutely zero integrity or credibility.
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Jamface Jams retweeted
It was cordoned off for a short while due to lift maintenance and was back in use evening of 24/01 - nothing to do with the Chinese and the YouTube streamer incident @CommunityNotes please do your work
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Jamface Jams retweeted
Replying to @MetroUK
Needless to say, this isn't a term we'd use to describe the weather.
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Replying to @marchorsted
Amazing! Just seen this 😂
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Yes. Silly tweets that require community notes to provide full context.
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Razor Clams as a Brexit benefit...@crabsmargate predicted this years ago. #razorclams #chillijam
🚨 Brexit Benefit revealed Anna Firth Tory MP overwhelmingly announcing Razor Clams & Manilla clams in the Thames estuary Invites Rishi to meet the fishermen to maximise this brilliant Brexit bonus🤯🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂😳🤯 #PMQs #BrexitHasFailed
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The right-wing grift is real. This tweet is spot on. Ignore it.
There is an ex-pro footballer making idiotic statements on here in a very transparent attempt to push his budget-Rogan podcast and remain relevant when he has nothing to offer. Don't give him any publicity, don't use his name, don't listen to his podcast and he'll fade away
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This is a fantastic web app! Thanks @MattEason
PLUG PLUG PLUG I built a white noise web app called Ambiphone It's good and free and has no ads Use it to calm yourself or your baby or your classroom of rowdy children Please try it! ambiph.one END OF PLUG
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Jamface Jams retweeted
PLUG PLUG PLUG I built a white noise web app called Ambiphone It's good and free and has no ads Use it to calm yourself or your baby or your classroom of rowdy children Please try it! ambiph.one END OF PLUG
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Make my nephew an egg.
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