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I make hot sauce & chilli jam by the sea. 🌶️🌶️🌶️

Margate, England
Joined October 2012
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The 90s Kingpin fanbase is dying RT if you know what 350 lbs of muscle is capable of
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Not one of Enid Blyton’s best…
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Jamface Jams retweeted
DJs: Has an Australian ever made a good request in the club? 😂
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shut up you little twat
Mr. Brown says there is a show called The Bear about a chef who runs a sandwich shop. Do they specialise in marmalade sandwiches?
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Jamface Jams retweeted
This by Dan Barker of Reform UK, is one of the very worst election performances I’ve ever heard. And the bar is on the floor.
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I’m in our beautiful Abergavenny bookshop today, the sun is shining and it’s market day! Pop in and say hello….Ive sold 2 books this morning and I would like to sell MORE!!!
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“Whats that Lassie? Little Timmy has fallen down the old well but you didn’t tell us for 6 hours because you simply could not miss bottomless brunch?”
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Replying to @DPJHodges
The absolute epitome of a client journalist. Banging on about the same thing day after day, offering no new insight or information whilst ignoring far more important and relevant news items. You're a laughing stock with absolutely zero integrity or credibility.
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Jamface Jams retweeted
It was cordoned off for a short while due to lift maintenance and was back in use evening of 24/01 - nothing to do with the Chinese and the YouTube streamer incident @CommunityNotes please do your work
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Replying to @MetroUK
Needless to say, this isn't a term we'd use to describe the weather.
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Replying to @marchorsted
Amazing! Just seen this 😂
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Jamface Jams retweeted
PLUG PLUG PLUG I built a white noise web app called Ambiphone It's good and free and has no ads Use it to calm yourself or your baby or your classroom of rowdy children Please try it! ambiph.one END OF PLUG
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Make my nephew an egg.
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Jamface Jams retweeted
History made ✅🇬🇧 Kieran Reilly has become Britain's first ever men's BMX Freestyle World Champion! 🤩 #GlasgowScotland2023
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Jamface Jams retweeted
I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X. I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next. If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!
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This might be helpful for anyone struggling during the school holidays.
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I think that's an SPQR code
This QR Code takes you to a website for a garum restaurant in Pompeii that hadn’t updated since 79 AD.
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Made a little introduction video for my followers on Threads. Welcome to the madhouse lol! 😂😂👍🇬🇧🇬🇧
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Prehistoric Tool you say!? Kent you say? It’s first name isn’t Nigel by any chance is it?
Prehistoric tools found among ancient burials in Kent bit.ly/3NDtVvH
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Love how charmed this fella is by the torn open packet of crisps in a pub for everyone to share
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