Here you go…

There you go, ⁦@danwoff98⁩ Fixed it for you, fella. 😉

And here’s that now-famous note…who would have guessed what it would lead to?!

What a footballer, and what a man. A true gent.

Man Utd’s defence was cherry-picked by the UK prime minister, but continued to struggle against Bayern…#RishiSunak #ManUtd #TenHag

We did this to Italy’s #9, and played a wing-back who has been injured for the best part of six months upfront instead. Moyes has completely lost the plot. Any wonder Scamacca looks depressed?

It’s great that, having crashed the UK economy back to 1970s despair, Liz Truss has returned wearing Nicholas Parsons’ “sports casual” blazer from the same era…

All well and good. But I wouldn’t buy that novel. I suspect the author is padding.

Scouser casuals pretend the Portsmouth crew didn’t turn up as agreed… “Where were we? Where were you! We were at the meeting point, la…!”