@marxiners

she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc
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the GAY milwaukee brewers: Jacob BIsiorowski LESBIAN Yelich Dustin GAY TRANSor Megill Garrett BUTCHell William Contereras
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deepak@likelyapril6h
a solid 75% of the randy arozarena discourse is literally just this
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another day, another time thinking “i really need a separate, private account”
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this isn’t even the hottest man at an outback steakhouse in phoenix arizona, let alone alive
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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guilty i fear
soggy broccoli@soggybrocoliOct 27
this is the one time a year women get together and act like the biggest basement dwelling incels and say shit like “you can find this mid at any trader joe’s” i love women in male dominated fields
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what exactly do you mean by that Lyle?
KING 5 Sports@KING5Sports21h
"I think there's a little bit of DK Metcalf in Randy Arozarena" - @Lyle_Goldstein of the @MarineLayerPod talks about #Mariners free agents and more on the Ultimate Seattle Sports Show #usss #seattle #mlb
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All of human history has been unfolding with the ultimate goal of the Benny Ballgame World Series Walkoff. Having achieved this eschatological milestone, mankind is set free. World peace, swords into ploughshares
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WINNING GAME 4
Josephine@jjosephine5117h
WHERE IS BEN WILLIAMSON?!?!
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https://xitter.cf/t.co/JwIufKzeiA ohhhh thats really hot do that again
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wow that was a picture perfect ending for me personally because ben williamson masterclass and at least one more game of 2026 baseball
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BENNY BALLGAME BABY
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BEN WILLIAMSON MAKE HISTORY MY CHILD
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yandy out, caminero out, rays gotta win HERE and now otherwise the outlook isn’t great for them
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proof of life at the trop!!! there is proof of life at the trop!!!!
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in a tiebreaker scenario, i would give it to jackson chourio because unlike babe ruth i know for sure he is real
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unstoppable force (wanting this series to continue because who knows how long we'll be without baseball when it's over) vs immovable object (wanting this series to be over as soon as possible so i don't have to listen to john smoltz be wrong over and over for three hours)
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btw strategically not talking about the mariners under the operating principle of “if you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say it at all”
Adam Jude@A_JudeOct 27
Mariners are down to two finalists in their manager search — and Joe Espada and Jason Kanzler are scheduled for in-person interviews today and tomorrow. Decision expected by the end of the week. Details with @RyanDivish: seattletimes.com/sports/mari…

Here’s where things stand with Mariners’ manager search

One month after parting ways with Dan Wilson, the Mariners are nearing a decision to name his successor. Here's where things stand.

seattletimes.com
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okay my lesbians oomfs - who are you picking? because as a bisexual girlie i’m going theo james or oscar isaac but i could be biased based on where im at on the kinsey scale
B👻@storriebookedOct 27
i think People should let lesbians pick the sexiest man alive because we can be more objective about it
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who?
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@PopBaseOct 27
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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him*
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