
she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup
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the GAY milwaukee brewers:
Jacob BIsiorowski
LESBIAN Yelich
Dustin GAY
TRANSor Megill
Garrett BUTCHell
William Contereras
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All of human history has been unfolding with the ultimate goal of the Benny Ballgame World Series Walkoff. Having achieved this eschatological milestone, mankind is set free. World peace, swords into ploughshares
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unstoppable force (wanting this series to continue because who knows how long we'll be without baseball when it's over) vs immovable object (wanting this series to be over as soon as possible so i don't have to listen to john smoltz be wrong over and over for three hours)
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i am so jealous of the concept of a baseball team that comes alive when they hit 2 outs instead of rolling over to die
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the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd
the Milwaukee Brewers:
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making ben williamson take an ab down 10 runs is evil.. thats just a fking child bro…..
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the WOKE new york mets are trying to FORCE ME to attend games at TITTY FIELD and i won’t stand for it!
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one year (ish) ago i started poorly photoshopping josh naylor into famous works of art until the mariners signed him. what a lovely 25 days it was!! 🥹 reposting my thread of “artwork” bc i love looking back through it
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Replying to @marxiners
Gotta take the good (dame is back and looks Really happy) with the bad (jail blazers nostalgia we didn't ask for)




































