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she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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Joined July 2018
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Replying to @emilyjobot
My feed conveniently presenting both sides
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the GAY milwaukee brewers: Jacob BIsiorowski LESBIAN Yelich Dustin GAY TRANSor Megill Garrett BUTCHell William Contereras
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a solid 75% of the randy arozarena discourse is literally just this
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All of human history has been unfolding with the ultimate goal of the Benny Ballgame World Series Walkoff. Having achieved this eschatological milestone, mankind is set free. World peace, swords into ploughshares
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https://nitter.gq/t.co/JwIufKzeiA ohhhh thats really hot do that again
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unstoppable force (wanting this series to continue because who knows how long we'll be without baseball when it's over) vs immovable object (wanting this series to be over as soon as possible so i don't have to listen to john smoltz be wrong over and over for three hours)
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i am so jealous of the concept of a baseball team that comes alive when they hit 2 outs instead of rolling over to die
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the Tampa Bay Rays: can’t wait to play World Series games in front of our home crowd the Milwaukee Brewers:
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making ben williamson take an ab down 10 runs is evil.. thats just a fking child bro…..
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the WOKE new york mets are trying to FORCE ME to attend games at TITTY FIELD and i won’t stand for it!
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one year (ish) ago i started poorly photoshopping josh naylor into famous works of art until the mariners signed him. what a lovely 25 days it was!! 🥹 reposting my thread of “artwork” bc i love looking back through it
in light of this, i realized there’s no easy way to view all of my naylor art. SO here it is, in chronological order starting with day 1 :)
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and his next miss is far right as expected
harrison butker cant hit a 58 yard fg maybe spend more time in the weight room instead of being a misogynist
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harrison butker missing field goals in liberal seattle, washington
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payton_tolle_delighting_in_the_pleasures_of_a_walking_taco.jpg
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Replying to @Mariners
@Mariners if these aren’t the new city connects i’ll throw myself through the roof hole on opening day
the seattle mariners wearing what they thought baseball uniforms would look like in 2027 (1998)
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Replying to @marxiners
Gotta take the good (dame is back and looks Really happy) with the bad (jail blazers nostalgia we didn't ask for)
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Pope Leo:
Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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Pope Leo declared free of cancer, says Vatican
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MY ROYAL FAMILY
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OnlyKlans
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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