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@marydashbeth

life’s a bit | she/they | alf fan account

 formerly ns
Joined June 2014
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in grade primary my best friend and i cried through the terry fox run bc i thought we were all going to get cancer and she thought we had to run across canada
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I hope they’re enjoying heated rivalry
Image from listening to day and night (@edmonton_eulers)
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Bro last night was an Untitled Document
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Colin@colinarmis18 Oct 2025
"do you like using twitter?" does sisyphus like his boulder
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A@bloodperfume16 Aug 2025
I love walking down the street with an ice cream cone cuz I can tell I’m inspiring people
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vivian@blewmarine5 Aug 2025
missed out on the universal experience of dating someone evil when i was 19… i was too focused on being insane
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evelyn
@portiaspetrat4 Aug 2025
ever since i was a little girl ive loved information
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The business I stood on was operating at a loss
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JB 🐻✨🍉@JBfromDC8916 Jun 2025
“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok” well i asked who should go home tonight, and why
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idk what’s worse: that my 26 year old coworker had to ask chatgpt if cottage cheese only came from abused cows, or that he so readily shared that with others
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DA VINKI
@VorosTwins21 May 2025
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@user0000O024 Mar 2025
(flirting) i used to be crazier than this
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my latest bit is accusing anything expensive to be made of eggs. why is old spice made of eggs. kitchen lightbulbs? eggs. just filled my tank with scramble
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trying new things, putting myself out there. today i used the baked potato button on my microwave
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love that she resurrected the gun emoji for this
Katya (@katya_zamo) profile pictureKatya
@katya_zamo16 Feb 2025
Here we go … 😫🔫
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i live on floor 9 so anytime someone in the elevator presses 6 i assume they’re flirting with me and anytime someone presses 11 i take it as a threat
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chris oldman ©@AlsikkanTV10 Feb 2025
Image from chris oldman © (@AlsikkanTV)
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ai could never recreate this. why aren’t you all just learning mediocre photoshop skills
sweat snap pea (@marydashbeth) profile picturesweat snap pea@marydashbeth24 Mar 2020
this is so beautiful... since the covid-19 quarantine in Nova Scotia, the Halifax Harbour has cleared and the wild Hoppers have returned, here they are swimming freely <33
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Image from Kelly Mantle (@thekellymantle)
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i am the way i am because i have a near perfect SIN and i have to just hold it in all the time
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