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@masterSIGIL2

The one and only Caffeind banned by god himself

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This has gotta be the funniest shit ever
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PuruNoko ★~ (@PuruNokoVT) profile picture
PuruNoko ★~@PuruNokoVT21h
Freud was right. every guy i know who wants to date a """girl failure""" has a neglectful BPD mother who did nothing but drink. theyre not looking for love theyre looking for their mom.
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may 🐈‍⬛💤 (@meowermay) profile picture
may 🐈‍⬛💤@meowermay22h
i got recognized at papa johns and the cashier asked me "the usual?"
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バンビクレ (@Bambietta0709) profile picture
バンビクレ
@Bambietta0709Nov 7
コラ画史上1番おもろいのこれだろ
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𝘿𝙞𝙝𝙝𝙝 💤 (@BLUESUITGRAYSON) profile picture
𝘿𝙞𝙝𝙝𝙝 💤@BLUESUITGRAYSON21h
😶‍🌫️
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Slimy 🇨🇱 (@SlimerSlimy) profile picture
Slimy 🇨🇱@SlimerSlimyNov 6
Me when someone is vagueposting
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Doc Strangelove (@DocStrangelove2) profile picture
Doc Strangelove
@DocStrangelove2Nov 7
No way
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 6
BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.
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El Señor De Los Memes (@UltimoLegend) profile picture
El Señor De Los Memes
@UltimoLegendNov 6
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Polymarket (@Polymarket) profile picturePolymarket
@PolymarketNov 6
JUST IN: Jim Cramer assures investors the AI stock selloff is not another dot-com crash.
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the swamp amp ⚠️ (@FloridaManPig) profile picture
the swamp amp ⚠️@FloridaManPigNov 6
I fuckin love science
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marvel frequently puts beloved hero spider man into situations that could fit in (The Thing, SAW, or Hostel.)
🩸God Butcher Doge🩸 (@HellOfVenom) profile picture🩸God Butcher Doge🩸@HellOfVenomNov 5
Infernal Hulk monster mashing Spider-Man goes fucking hard.
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this how they draw goetic demons in helluva boss
Evolve (@EvolveWildlife) profile pictureEvolve
@EvolveWildlifeNov 5
The soft eyes and gentle features of a tiny Kirk’s dik-dik, one of Africa’s smallest antelopes. 📷 Luis Solano Pochet ( @luisfersolano )
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they're saying I'm number one on the UK's most wanted list the way i let the ladies sit on my face
Lilith L (@hellolilithlowe) profile pictureLilith L
@hellolilithloweNov 5
FACE SITTING. ITS A CRIME.
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Judianna (@Judianna) profile picture
Judianna
@JudiannaNov 5
May I suggest contacting the fine folks at ACME?
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Cyberpunk 2077 (@CyberpunkGame) profile pictureCyberpunk 2077
@CyberpunkGameNov 5
Replying to @Badboy1B
Jacking someone else's content and slapping your own watermark on it is a major gonk move. The original is from Gyangjust on YouTube.
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Jack Subpar (@SuisizeMe) profile picture
Jack Subpar@SuisizeMeNov 4
System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART Me: Ah!! System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part! Me: Haha, yes System of a Down: SCARY Me: AH!! System of a Down: funny! Me: Haha
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You ate out Harley Quinn dawg tf you think was gonna happen?
Sex Truthor (@SexTruthor) profile pictureSex Truthor@SexTruthorNov 4
NEVER eat pussy in gotham dawg look what happened to my buddy
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reina :3 @ home (@tarantunya) profile picture
reina :3 @ home@tarantunyaNov 5
The UK unironically
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Shiloh🌿c0ms closed@deviileriumNov 5
Imagine installing a Mr. Studd implant so big you immediately develop cyberpsychosis
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right wing dudes joining the blue wave because it means destroying AI forever Q was a deepstate fraud and the mandate of heaven is liberal and non binary
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Bull Theory (@BullTheoryio) profile pictureBull Theory
@BullTheoryioNov 5
$2,500,000,000,000 wiped out from the US stock market in just 60 minutes. Democrats just popped the AI bubble.
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what if Hazbin hotel was invaded by Juggalos and the dark carnival.
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