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Freud was right. every guy i know who wants to date a """girl failure""" has a neglectful BPD mother who did nothing but drink. theyre not looking for love theyre looking for their mom.
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i got recognized at papa johns and the cashier asked me "the usual?"
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コラ画史上1番おもろいのこれだろ
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😶‍🌫️
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Me when someone is vagueposting
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No way
BREAKING: Colossal Biosciences, the startup working to bring extinct animals back to life, accuses a former employee of stealing company de-extinction secrets.
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I fuckin love science
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May I suggest contacting the fine folks at ACME?
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Replying to @Badboy1B
Jacking someone else's content and slapping your own watermark on it is a major gonk move. The original is from Gyangjust on YouTube.
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System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART Me: Ah!! System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part! Me: Haha, yes System of a Down: SCARY Me: AH!! System of a Down: funny! Me: Haha
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The UK unironically
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Imagine installing a Mr. Studd implant so big you immediately develop cyberpsychosis
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My favorite moment from Blood Reaver lmao
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RAM too expensive so they're hiring dudes sit next to computer and remember things
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*paws at you* I WILL RIP YOUR BRAINS FROM YOUR SKULL *paws at you* WHO ARE YOU… TO CHALLENGE ME..?! *paws at you* MERCY IS DISGUSTING *paws at you* ARE YOU BUILT TO ENDURE?! *paws at you* NONE LEAVE THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. NOT ALIVE. *paws at you* YOU WON’T LEAVE HERE ALIVE
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they just forced asmongold take his first shower and his body washed away just to reveal he was the River Spirit all this time and he thanked us and left for the pure lands it was crazy
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Warm sands of Alik'r whisper to me
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Soma now is canonically almost 10 years old....he's making 67 jokes and playing Roblox on his tablet as we speak
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Holy shit an in-universe explanation that would justify why a machine cult would have grown specifically on Mars During the Age of Strife the flesh would make you weak
NEW - NASA’s Mars rover, Perseverance, finds that Martian dust is smaller and more dangerous than previously thought, with the ultrafine particles able to stick to spacesuit materials, be carried into living areas, and bypass the human blood-brain barrier.
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