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Freud was right. every guy i know who wants to date a """girl failure""" has a neglectful BPD mother who did nothing but drink.
theyre not looking for love theyre looking for their mom.
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Replying to @Badboy1B
Jacking someone else's content and slapping your own watermark on it is a major gonk move. The original is from Gyangjust on YouTube.
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System of a Down: SCARY PART SCARY PART SCARY PART
Me: Ah!!
System of a Down: Funny part funny part funny part!
Me: Haha, yes
System of a Down: SCARY
Me: AH!!
System of a Down: funny!
Me: Haha
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Imagine installing a Mr. Studd implant so big you immediately develop cyberpsychosis
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*paws at you* I WILL RIP YOUR BRAINS FROM YOUR SKULL
*paws at you* WHO ARE YOU… TO CHALLENGE ME..?!
*paws at you* MERCY IS DISGUSTING
*paws at you* ARE YOU BUILT TO ENDURE?!
*paws at you* NONE LEAVE THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE. NOT ALIVE.
*paws at you* YOU WON’T LEAVE HERE ALIVE
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Soma now is canonically almost 10 years old....he's making 67 jokes and playing Roblox on his tablet as we speak
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Holy shit an in-universe explanation that would justify why a machine cult would have grown specifically on Mars
During the Age of Strife the flesh would make you weak







































