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a national treasure

Wisconsin, USA
Joined March 2009
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Rodney Dangerfield "Dr. Katz" - "Hello Heaviness" youtu.be/1zdjYmhrA-A via @YouTube
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It's so comical how many bots are on this site now.
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"Look into your heart! Look into you heart!"
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*tweeting out the photo of that woman with the devil tattooed on her vagina* This is what the woke mind virus does to young people.
This is what the woke mind virus does to young people. Don't let it happen to anyone you love.
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Rome, 40 A.D. "There's nothing in the rule book that says a horse can't be a Senator"
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The following tab & the for you tabs might as well say "have a nice time" & "make yourself mentally unwell" Even still, a sense of adventure compels us to explore
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Jimmy Dore is all "It doesn't matter what someone's politics or views on other issues are, as long as they have the same opinion on this issue, we have to work together." When someone wants to get rail infrastructure up & running, it sometimes, historically, matters why they do
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This has to be the most unrealistic scene in film history: youtu.be/10_E58ABq7c
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Kinda weird that Killdozer happened in 2004, post 9/11. Really has the whole feel of a 90s story.
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For as much talk as there is about AI art and creativity, it would be cool if, instead of building code to generate levels, more game designers actually, uh, designed memorable levels.
Well, I trust this guy to put a computer in my brain.
They never include Matthew Modine on the lists of actors who've played Joker
If we held stand-ups to the same standards of "joke theft" that we do on viral tweets, the industry would shut down. "Just credit the guy who did a very similar joke, at the bi-weekly Topeka open mic 7 months ago, instead of stealing jokes."
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"If you do comedy, you obviously saw his set."
Plenty of Men Holding Fish™
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I don't care how many penguins he's got, I'm not letting my kids hang out with a guy called "Mister Poppers"
Watching Ilsa: She Wolf of the SS, declaring her a "girl boss".
Replying to @ARmastrangelo
If you’re against Giorgia Meloni—who shattered a long-standing glass ceiling in Italy by becoming the country’s FIRST female PM—then you are FOR the patriarchy.
This goofy app. I click to expand a thread and somehow, in one click, unfollow someone with a protected account.
sometimes Google just gets you right to the answer you were looking for
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