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a national treasure

Wisconsin, USA
Joined March 2009
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new dad joke just dropped
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Breaking: Man who receives tremendous economic benefits from having controversial opinions has had another opinion.
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I’d like to serve in government for the first time ever. Should I start with President of the United States or Mayor of New York City? Thanks!
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if you watch Gutfeld! with the framing that Gutfeld's dying wish is to be a real late night comedy host with an audience who laughs at all his jokes, so his friends got together and planned it out and worked hard to make that wish come true for him, it's actually very sweet
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The idea that a bunch of people use the term Sheeple is fantastically ironic.
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IF YOU WOULD WANT TO HEAR TOM DO A SHOW CALLED "AHOY!" IN WHICH HE REVIEWS FAST FOOD FISH SANDWICHES, RT IF YOU WANT TO HEAR THIS. 1000 RTS AND THE SHOW IS REAL. @scharpling
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David V retweeted
For the Record: I don’t Trust any politician.
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I'll straight up give Monster energy drink to a rockstar and Rockstar energy drink to a monster, I really don't give a shit anymore.
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difficult to describe how many levels of offputting this campaign email is
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How Big Oil Misled The Public Into Believing Plastic Would Be Recycled npr.org/2020/09/11/897692090…
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David V retweeted
When people talk about doing something "for the time being," I always try to imagine what this Time Being looks like. The Time Being we do these things for. Does it wear robes and carry a huge hourglass or is it dressed more casual, Bill and Ted style?
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I never see fascists walking around like 'I have some really fulfilling friendships with black marxists, we disagree but it's healthy to not have an echo chamber!' - I see people with little to lose, asking why you won't pursue friendships with people who want your friends to die
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Good thing churches & restaurants are reopened so waitstaff can get back to receiving a $2 tip from a family of eight at noon on Sundays.
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This man had his own run-in with a tyrannical fast food system that punishes hardworking Americans.
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My wife told me Trump was going to give a speech on Juneteenth and I incredulously laughed at the joke I thought it was and then it wasn't a joke and that's been the last four years in a lot of ways
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Thinking about the time I took the stepson to see “Zootopia” and when the bunny cop said “you don’t need a warrant if you have probable cause” and I yelled “bullshit!” so loud I scared some kids
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fucking... Joe Pizza... like c’mon i can’t this is too much lol – at Brooklyn, NY
NEW Quick Hit: Trump donor Joseph Pizza, whose wife was serenaded by President Trump at Mar-a-Lago, runs a pharmaceutical company that sells hydroxychloroquine sulfate, the primary active ingredient of Plaquenil. readsludge.com/2020/04/09/di…
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people think it's bizarre, ironic, and funny when a frozen meat company points out the importance of critical thinking, but chances are the same message would never "go viral" if it was from a person. our society values entertainment over truth and that's a huge problem
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my favorite thing about conservative comedy is that it's consistently told from the perspective of someone who stopped processing new cultural information eight years ago
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