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you know i can never suss out the best time to post these things. but hey! hit my line up you know what i'm best at
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Ella McCay just became governor of the state she was born and raised in
basically the best thing ever. i cannot express enough how much i've genuinely been dreaming of a website that works exactly like this with these exact features for over a year now
I made compend.org. It's a Letterboxd-style review site for all earthly things. It just seemed like a fun idea. I'll keep adding features if people use it, probably.
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Pynchon deploys them heavily in Gravity’s Rainbow but the one that’s stuck with me for years is when he just completely interrupts the text to tell the reader to check out Ishmael Reed
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Anton Chigurh: whats the most youve ever lost on a coin t-
Me: bottle of xans half a pack of camels
Anton: wh-
Me: buddy said heads you can punch me as hard as you can in the mouth tails I get what’s in your pocket. I was hammered so I said ok
Anton: why
Me: no idea
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in toronto we have a coffee chain called ballsacks and we just have to pretend it's not called that
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Volunteering to set up the projector at my son’s high school graduation and accidentally playing this instead of the slideshow of his classmates
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Picard: Data. Crash the ship and destroy the ship
Data: Aye captain. (entire frame rotates to face down, falling whistle begins)





























